Twatsicle

Someone who exudes giant douche bag energy.

“That guy’s not just a douch, he’s a twatsicle.”

by GrammarNazis June 19, 2025

twatsiole

1. a term of endearment for your non-Italian daughter in law
2. a dumb bitch

That twatsiole Karen wannabe is holding up the line at Costco!

by MFGJokers June 24, 2020

Teasticles

The sex act of a man dunking his balls in hot tea and having someone suck them.

Nothing wakes me up in the morning like some good teasticles.

by meowlnir June 28, 2016

Twisticle

Twisticle is common medic slang for testicular torsion. This occurs when the testicle twists inside the scrotum and blood flow to the testicle is restricted. The treatment includes turning the testicle in the direction you turn pages in a book. Testicle death can result from a twisticle and it should be taken to a doctor immediately.

Johnny gave himself a twisticle to stop his premature problem and had to have his nuts removed.

by UrbanTwisticle January 1, 2012

titsicles

when the titties freeze up and become into popsicles DICKs

i got titsicles for lunch

by HAHAAMITSGAY June 21, 2010

Twatsocket

A real bitch or an asshole.

"That filthy whore is a twatsocket!"
"He is such a twatsocket, I hope he rots."

by zoetta1980 September 11, 2012

testsicle

Applying cold food products to ones testicles and having your partner lick it off vigoriously. Similar to licking a popsicle.

When they were out of ice cream cones at Shawns house he applied ice cream to his scrotum and had Emily lick it off. She had a vanilla testsicle.

by B-Money and Wankis April 15, 2008