Twatipuss

Twatipuss is a play on with platypus and and Twat - It means both a pussy and a Twat

Wilfred: Oh Shirley, You are quite the twatipuss

by BigTwatipussForLife May 12, 2020

twatling

insult used in the same context as dickhead, fuckwit, loser, wanker and the like.

see twat.

"He's a fucking twatling."
"Some twatling tried to break into my XF falcon one day. sad"
"What a twatling, glad i'm not his dad"

by dangaz March 6, 2004

Twatlap

A twatlap is to be lost and walk in a circle.

Well that's it guys, we just went around in a twatlap

by Kittayh March 7, 2016

twatlapia

The highest quality twat imaginable

Damn girl you got that twatlapia

by John Jonhston May 15, 2014

twatnip

weed.
weed it catnip for twats.

those chavs over there, smoking their cheap twatnip.

by montexuma May 9, 2018

twallip

the spot between the vagina and the asshole on a woman.

The bitch gots a pink twallip.

by Anonymous November 15, 2002

Twatlap

When you have nothing else to do so you go for a walk that ends up going around in a circle and you return exactly where you started.

Steve :Hey im bored
Mo :Me too
Steve :Twatlap?
Mo :Okay...

by RaaaRaaaa June 27, 2010