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Twatish

Behaving or saying something way out of context; behaving like a twat
Ken: Obama's healthcare reforms are crazy
Joe: What a twatish comment. What do you want - millions of people without any care? You are a real twat
by rapmac September 29, 2009
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Twatistan

A dazzling country whose capital city, Epic Win, plays host to the greatest people; you will ever know and Edward's dazzling peen.
"Twatistan, as if you could outrun them, as if you could fight them off"

"It never fucking rains in Twatistan"

"...get in the vulva loser, we're going to Twatistan"
by Dr Carlisle Cullen October 9, 2008
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twatistic

adjective: for something to be very much like the twat, to be of the twat, to seem like the female genitalia in form or in slang reference; a combination of twat and artistic, an artist's rendition of the female genitalia

noun: a statistic involving the twat, the study of female statistics

noun: a disease suffered by those who act like a vagina all the damn time, also referred to as twatism.
adj: 1. That douche bag over there is being such a twatistic bastard. 2. My, that painting is quite twatistic; I just love the curves.

n: I was studying the twatistics of that sorority and discovered that only 3 are still virgins.

n: 1. He is twatistic and cant help but act like a girl. 2. Women are all that twatistic ever thinks about, but he is never gonna get one.
by PseudoNinjar September 17, 2010
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twatiness

Where an idiot annoys you, basically the behaviour of a twat
There is a hint of twatiness in that statement.
by Bathrugby35 July 3, 2014
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Twatism

A condition that makes people a twat aka you
Person 1: Are you a twat
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: You got twatism then
by S1lent ツ May 13, 2020
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twatisit

A male in yoga pants showing off his cameltoe and but plug at the same time
The guy in my next door always gets his male looking Twatisit
by Damstraight May 16, 2022
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Twatish

Sarah: "Why does the dog keep humping her?"

Joe: "She probably smells Twatish!"
by wonder woman 428 March 8, 2011
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