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Twatflake

A self entitled, righteous millennial that thinks they are more special than all the other humans, and only thinks the world revolves around their own twat.
The twatflake sat in the kitchen and guzzled down all the drinks that were purchased for the night's evening guests.
by Lyn Sea Belle January 12, 2022
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twatblock

when a female is deterred from pursuing a partner by unwanted participant. NOT when a girl cockblocks a guy.
Laura: "hey brend.."
Mike: "HEY BRENDAN! GET OVER HERE!"
Brendan: "Oh, hey Mike what's up!"
*Mike carries on a dead end conversation with Brendan before he takes his muffins and leaves*
Laura: "Hey asshat, why did you twatblock me?!"
by sarahtheresahhhh March 14, 2009
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Twatglock

An unseemly gun-toting bitch who runs her mouth but really has nothing to say.
Lauren Boebert is a twatglock
by Idontgafdou August 31, 2021
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twatpack

A clutch of twats (womans genitalia) more than one twat, other wise known as a bunch of cunts
watch out here comes the twatpack
by johnfannyloz December 30, 2006
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twatsack

1. A person who is such a massive twat that they more accurately ressemble a big, quivvering sack of twats.

2. A womans pants.
1. 'What's happened Tom? I thought you and Claire were talking again?'
'Well thats right, we were. Until, that was, she unintentionally reminded me of what a complete fucking twatsack she really is.'

2. 'I tell you what Tim, have you got any babywipes? I've been stomping so hard in that sweaty mosh I really should have planned ahead and brought some clean twatsacks with me. They're kicking out right offensive mate.'
by doombadger April 26, 2010
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Twatknackered

One who has been knackered by Twat.

Had enough of relationships (usually with females) due to their annoying behaviour and no longer can be bothered to play the relationships game.

To have been broken by a woman and no longer desire a relationship or encounter.
Man, I'm totally twatknackered, I aint into having a girlfriend at the moment. They're just too much trouble.
by Twatknackered March 31, 2010
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Twatsmack

When you're out with your girls, there is always one who will twatsmack you from getting laid
by imjmieslv72 December 16, 2017
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