twatbadger

An older woman's slightly greying pubic hair.

Vanessa lifted her skirt, displaying her well-trimmed twatbadger.

by kartoffelkopf October 6, 2016

twatbuggery

1. Literally, it means to stick it in the cunt and call out ass. Functionally, it means to pretend to be a lot cooler than you actually are.

"Dude, you fucking suck! You told me you got an IBM computer, but all you got is a fucking Compaq! You fucking twatbugger!

by Qwleo April 27, 2005

Twatbadger

A sly untrustworthy person.

I got served by this right twatbadger at the car showroom, I think I might have got fucked over big style.

by Spongmonkey July 23, 2010

Twatbagged

A wonderful state of serious drunken incompetence which regularly occurs during Friday and Saturday evenings all over the world.

Last night I was so twatbagged I ended up banging a bush pig!

by Happy Hippy August 27, 2013