twatometer

When a person gets the impression that someone is acting like a complete bitch.

What a bitch! She is registering pretty high on the twatometer.

by Queen O Sarcasm December 20, 2009

Devil’s Twosome

When you’re about to have a threesome (1 girl, 2 guys) and you are all naked but the girl leaves somewhere leaving the two guys together…naked.

Ended up in a Devil’s twosome the other night with my buddy after the girl left to the bathroom and apparently fell asleep. It was awkward.

by Princess Gavina April 1, 2022

T'wasome

Coined by Michael Ian Black in his book "My Custom Van". It is a shorthand word he invented for "it was awesome."

From the chapter "This Is How I Party":

"I twirled it around like a baton and let the majorettes fight over it. Which they did. ALL. NIGHT. LONG. T'wasome!"

by lefthandedpanda January 30, 2010

texas twosome

tek-suhs too-suhm vomiting while having explosive diarrhea.

"i got the texas twosome last night, i think it was the white castle i ate"

by explosionofawesome December 2, 2011

Grusome Twosome

Two aliens that are trying to get home, but in the process, enjoy the odd alcoholic beverage and crazy party. Can often be seen walking in fields dressed as bears and walking over motorway bridges, whilst slipping on ice.
They are unable to climb over barbed wire and dont mind being in freezing conditions.

Grusome Twosome - 'Lets see where this little bridge takes us?'

by Misscheeky April 7, 2009

Tuscaloosa Twosome

Wheelbarrow style sex initiated with any girl lying face-down in the mud.

I had a great tuscaloosa twosome with some freshman I found lying in the mud last night.

Did you see Rachel when she came home last night? She was all covered in mud. I guess it was David's birthday. Must have been a good tuscaloosa twosome.

by Herpecin L May 5, 2011

Terrible Twosome

Those two who are the coolest at school. The two girls who everyone else wants to be. They have their own symbol and "own" people. Also known as BL squared.

"Watch Out, Here Comes the Terrible Twosome!"

by 15 Mins. July 29, 2008