It will end in tears

A statement made out of sheer bitterness in order to mock the happiness of others because you are unable to achieve such.

Look at Segun's relationship, they look so happy but it will end in tears

by Therealsam046 September 5, 2019

Tarspanier

the unwanted mark left in your underwear due to insufficient wiping after taking a shit.

i had to wash my underwear 3 times to remove all the tarspanier from them.

by 12aaaaaa June 21, 2016

Cockadile Tears

When you deep throat so hard and well and start ugly crying

She was deep throating so well that cockadile tears were streaming down her face

by Balbal69 May 14, 2020

ORPHAN TEARS

We popped the top, we know what was in it
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it
Orphan Tears are so hallucinogenic
I took one drink and saw a two-headed midget (Hey!)

Then the room filled with colors and shapes
And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes
Oh snap, and what made it worse
Was I swear I saw a unicorn humping a Smurf

Then a rainbow appeared out of Wax's ass
He passed some gas and it snapped in half
Yo, Deejay! Are you still there?
Yeah, I'm trying to up with this girl in a wheelchair
Alright chill there, I think I'm bulimic Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus
I don't believe it, I'm gonna be sea sick
These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar
(Sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
(Sip sip sippin' on Orphan Tears)
(Sip sippin' on, sip sip sippin' on)
(Sippin' sippin', sippin' on Orphan Tears)

These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I ain't felt before
I tried to bust a move but fell asleep on the dance floor
(Hey dude, get up!)
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, "Hello, with the pudding!"

I ran to the bathroom, everything's in slow-mo
I couldn't throw up 'cause the toilet bowl called me a homo (Homo!)

Little children, near and far
Don't know where your parents are
Cry directly in this jar
I will drink it at the bar

"Hay how did u get the Orphan tears?"
Well Orphan tears is a song and I got the tears from Orphans crying and when they cry they produce liquid

by >Orphan tears< March 8, 2022

crocodile tears

To pretend a sorrow that one doesn’t in fact feel, to create a hypocritical show of emotion. The idea comes from the ancient belief that crocodiles weep while luring or devouring their prey.

You see that bitch Jasmine Trias on American Idol last night with those crocodile tears?

by Karsh May 13, 2004

spew tears

When you spew and tears run down your face.... pretty self explanatory

James: Hey Babyola! have you been crying?
Liam: Nuh I've just spewed everywhere because i can't hold my alcohol
James: Ha spew tears!!!!

by Babyola June 10, 2013

Tearsa

The craziest, nicest, funniest girl you will ever meet. She will always be there for you, especially to make you laugh. She may seem like a freak at first but that is just because you dont know her yet. She will never judge you for your looks or what you have done in the past. She is probably the coolest girl you will ever meet.

Tearsa is amazing! (at drawing squirrels)

by Scooby (Your wife) October 30, 2011