Twank

An insult when someone is being a dicksucker

My friend Jess made me buy her food, she is such a twank.

by Nel.29 February 3, 2017

Twanter

A combination of 'Twitter' and 'Banter'; enjoyable, humorous or interesting chat or conversation on Twitter.

@Example has some great twanter going on

by markrfletcher March 30, 2010

Twankhole

Slang: Twat+Wanker+Asshole=Twankhole
Someone who doesn't use common sense. A person lacking morals and respect for others. A person who has no concept of action and reaction. Someone who takes no accountability for their actions. A bully! One who chooses be a piece of crap. A selfish person who loves to hurt others. A person who is much bigger of an asshole! Past tense proper noun describing the inside and previously unknown part of a Twinkie. LOL

Kudos to Julie Roof for teaching me this word!!

I can't believe that twankhole didn't pay attention to the traffic more than he did his cell phone.

That twankhole has no common sense when it comes to driving, talking and walking!

by Rinne February 11, 2013

Twax

When you roll your wax or shatter concentrate into a worm and twist it around the outside of a joint or blunt.

Yo, twax that j up. Let's get Chinese eyes, man.

by Cheechnchong97 August 6, 2014

Twanker

Meaning someone who is both a twat and a wanker.

Tude is a Twanker but I still adore her

by Cate and Nao April 14, 2006

Twanus

Portmanteau of "twisted" and "anus"

"Welcome to my twisted anus... Actually my twanus."
"Mark Twanus"

by Squatternutbosh April 23, 2018

Curtain Twank

The act of masturbating adjacent to a window behind net curtains. The performer can see out of the window while the public on the other side are unawares of the sexual act taking place.

Chris curtain twanked in his hotel room receiving sexual gratification from the fact that that the public outside mere feet from him were unaware of his depravity.

by howlingmadwilger June 6, 2015