Twacker

"Hey man you hear about Tom? He became a total twacker always fucked up on that fake shit.. "
by imdabessss January 17, 2013
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Twacker

Someone who thinks they can perform but are absolutely shite.
(Mixture of twat and wanker)
Be careful who you tell about our mini-festival - we don't want a load of twackers coming.
by worryingismeditation April 08, 2011
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daffy-twacker

A guy who puts milk and butter on a another guy's balls and then spanks him while tickling his gooch.
X Sharp is such a fuckin daffy-twacker, I saw him in the window yesterday daffy twackin the little asian boy that lives down the street!
by st louie July 18, 2006
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daffy-twacker

A spazblast, a lobwad, a nun-renter, a chunkblunter.
"I think he's a bit of a daffy-twacker".
by tarmac April 21, 2005
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Double Twacker Half

A 30-pack of beer:

Twacker = 12
Double Twacker = 24
Half Twacker (Half) = 6

Double Twacker Half = 30
I picked up a double twacker half from the beer distributor.
by Pakalypse January 21, 2011
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twacker bitch whore

Noun: A fully developed female meth head prostitute.

Typically resembling a transexual aids case lumberjack. Once fully developed the twaeeker prostitute will often need to up the ante and up the price often including others with or without knowledge and or consent.

Once an addicted prostitute reaches a level of human trafficking there is nothing left of their soul. Creating. Sort of zombie tweeker- the twacker bitch whore.
"The twacker bitch whore tried to trick me into going to a party that may have been the end of me. Thank God I found out in time."
by Duckie45895 January 12, 2022
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Twacker

Consumated tweaker evolves to a twacker by setting an example
She ain't no tweaker she's a twacker look at her diet.
She's been twacking not tweaking she's in control.
I can eat twice a day I'm no tweaker I'm a twacker
by Psychobibblebabble November 23, 2023
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