Taylan

Taylan is the kinda of guy you don't leave your girlfriend in a room with. His cock is humongously enormous and his balls are colossally disgustingly large in there glorious mighty stature. He's simply the best to ever do it, all his friends are jealous of him, they admirer him because he made them and there just little whiney crybaby bitches who eat muck.

Girl 1: "Did you see Taylan's Dick pick!?"

Girl 2: " OMG YES GIRL HIS SHAFT IS SO MONOLITHIC IN SIZE, I WISH HE COULD JUST STUFF HIS BIG FAT BULGING PENIS IN MY CUNT!!!"

Girl 1: "HAHAHAA YOUR SUCH A DIRTY WHORE!!!"

*both girls start making out over the thought of Taylan's hot normal sized forehead and perfectly straight white teeth while Taylan's cuck friends A.K.A NPCs watch in despair*

Taylan's friends: "I wish I was better at Fortnite than Taylan."

by therealdeal2121 January 13, 2022

tulane

the most amazing school in the south

always a party at the bars and our girls are rich and hot

by landonstud March 8, 2005

Tulane

A private southern university in New Orleans, Louisiana. Housed A.B. Freeman School of Business, Law School, Engineering, Tulane College for men & Newcomb Collegefor women. Tulane and Newcomb have been disolved into one undergraduate college after Hurricane Katrina closed the university for the Fall 2005 semester.

Scott Cowen is the president of tulane university and closed these historic colleges.

by newcomblives September 23, 2006

tulane

n., the best excuse to be in new orleans

i want to go to tulane, but i really want to go to a school that has lots of topiary gardens

by bitemestow-serge February 22, 2005

taylani

The most random name you will ever see. Has a 0.000003% commonality in the U.S. Basically a rare pepe in real life

Stranger: Yo, do you know Taylani?
Me: Bro, who?

by dan-is-falling-off-chairs December 19, 2016

Tylan

Tylan is a real ass nigga that is built completely different from regular niggas he wins fights by simply slapping them with his cock

Wow look that tylan cock slammed somebody

by Niggashein September 1, 2020

Tulanian

A student of Tulane. Can be either really smart or really spoiled and somewhat smart.

I met this Tulanian the other day who kept bragging about his dad's cars. What a jerk.

by Adel7 March 28, 2009