tuscan rim job

when mike spinkles cheese and pizza sauce on your butthole and licks it off

dude last night i was watching the steelers game and i passed out drunk and they gave me a tuscan rim job

by jumbles October 30, 2011

The Tuscany Teetickle Special

The sexual act in which the female grinds her teeth using sandpaper, till fragments of her teeth lays on the guys testicles which she then sucks and nibbles on the teeth fragments and the testicles its self

Dude. My girlfriend gave me The Tuscany Teetickle Special. It hurts so good

by Hoggish & Herecles April 13, 2017

Tucson cement mixer

The act of peeing inside an anus and then proceeding to fornicate it, creating a wet cement like mixture.

Hey babe, come over for Dinner and a good old fashion Tucson cement mixer.

by Jblanco October 11, 2019

Tuscan Melt

When two italian guys, preferably from Tuscany, give a girl a facial on a really hot summer day, resulting in the jizz spreading and heating up on her face.

Guido 1: Oh man, Tony and I hung out with this girl the other day and tag teamed her, ended in a huge facial.
Guido 2: Holy shit, it was so hot yesterday, you must have given her a mean Tuscan Melt

by jlove6182 May 29, 2009

Khan Tusion

a really dirty and mysogynistic porn director

khan tusions new movie is fucking gross

by i watch a lot of porn December 4, 2004

Tuscan Busride

When a bunch of gay males have anal sex forming a conected circle

"Hey Don, wanna call up some buddies and get a Tuscan Busride going?"

by marcus oneil December 26, 2007

Tuscany

The most perfect mix of art, history, culture, wisdom, enviroment, peace, beauty, sharpness, anathema, contradictions, arrogance, minds ever made in the entire world

Tuscany was the first country in the world to suppress death penalty and torture. It was 1786 and still going on.

by Sbirro November 21, 2004