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Tuscaloosa

a place that destroys worlds and people and relationships and everything. Possibly the lamest place on earth.
Lots of high school and college sluts that enjoy homewrecking and being slutty. Has some of the lamest places and guys who think that drinking 4 cans of Bud Light is the most hardcore thing in the world. Which in fact its not and is better identified as being..'weak as piss'. Often referred to as 'T-Town' to make it sound more cool and less shit.

it never works.
soft:"Yeh lets get wasted T-Town Style!"
not soft: "you mean, lets drink 5 light beers and call it a night? Tuscaloosa is so soft!"
by kidwasabi September 29, 2008
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Tuscaloosa

(adj): lame; lacking in depth; devoid of substance and/or character; shockingly back-assed; pretentious; morbidly retarded, mindlessly obsessed with a half-ass college football team, fanatically resilent to maturing, dull, boring, stubborn to the point of being culturally dead

(noun): any person, place or thing that can be described as above
"Dude, those acid-washed jeans are so Tuscaloosa."
by Druid City Malcontent September 14, 2008
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tuscaloosa tussle

In a word, Incest. preferably with your sister or dad.
I walked by jimmy yesterday and we was having quite the Tuscaloosa tussle
by White Steel December 10, 2018
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Tuscaloosa Rip

To grab a sandwich and rip it, roughly, down the middle
He gave that PB&J the ol' Tuscaloosa rip
by BardleyMcBeard October 26, 2015
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Tuscaloosa Abortion

When someone punts a baby off of a bridge.
Bob: “Yo I heard your girlfriend was having a baby what do you plan to do with him”

Jeff: “I plan on giving it a Tuscaloosa Abortion so I don’t have to pay child support
by Ice2esk February 19, 2020
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Tuscaloosa Timex

A replacement for the standard alarm clock; a wake up system where the sleeping person recieves a warm fecal disbursement on their chest (generally, from a kindhearted friend) in order to wake them from their slumber.
When Howard was unable to wake up after a long night of drinking, his roommate utilized the Tuscaloosa Timex to bring him back to consciousness.
by Gary Dell'Abate Baba Booey April 17, 2008
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Tuscaloosa Weedwacker

While performing oral sex on a female who has excess pubic hair, right before the girl climaxes, you will poke your head up and with your teeth grab and rip as much puibic hair out as possible.
I met this girl and she hasnt shaved down below in weeks!! So I did her a favor and performed a Tuscaloosa weedwacker on her!
by suspect2 February 7, 2010
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