Tuscaloosa

(adj): lame; lacking in depth; devoid of substance and/or character; shockingly back-assed; pretentious; morbidly retarded, mindlessly obsessed with a half-ass college football team, fanatically resilent to maturing, dull, boring, stubborn to the point of being culturally dead

(noun): any person, place or thing that can be described as above

"Dude, those acid-washed jeans are so Tuscaloosa."

by Druid City Malcontent September 14, 2008

tuscaloosa

A place where Mike gets his balls licked.

Your daughter was in Tuscaloosa last night.

by TripleThreat April 30, 2005

Tuscaloosa

A place with many tribes;
Wannabe thugs, hackjob rappers, LOTS of stray methheads and dope whores; kids are older than their parents;

There are only 5 outcomes in T-town: Military, Firefighter/ Cop, Nurse, Failed Rappers, or Dead.

"Dude, is that girl twerking or having a seizure?"
"Nah, she's just overdosing."
"She must be from Tuscaloosa..."

by JARjarBinx October 13, 2019

tuscaloosa tussle

In a word, Incest. preferably with your sister or dad.

I walked by jimmy yesterday and we was having quite the Tuscaloosa tussle

by White Steel December 10, 2018

Tuscaloosa 2-Step

You are in the act of having sex with your wife in a hotel room and just before you blow your nut. You pull out and take two steps over to the next bed and give your sister the money shot.

Last night after Alabama won the game I stubbed my toe doing the Tuscaloosa 2-step.

by Ben Assfukd? February 16, 2021

Tuscaloosa Dog Pound

Refers to the sorority row at the University of Alabama.

Need a passable but not particularly good lay? Just head to the Tuscaloosa Dog Pound.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 8, 2005

Tuscaloosa Two-fer

When you are having sex with a woman bent over a hay bale so that you can both watch 'Bama play.

Last night me and Savanah had a Tuscaloosa Two-fer. Watching Nick Saban really gets me goin'. Roll Tide!

by wildcard ferguson October 22, 2014