Tuscaloosa

A place with many tribes;
Wannabe thugs, hackjob rappers, LOTS of stray methheads and dope whores; kids are older than their parents;

There are only 5 outcomes in T-town: Military, Firefighter/ Cop, Nurse, Failed Rappers, or Dead.
"Dude, is that girl twerking or having a seizure?"
"Nah, she's just overdosing."
"She must be from Tuscaloosa..."
by JARjarBinx October 14, 2019
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