Turtleding

The coolest Youtuber to Exist

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by EdgyTurtleman June 8, 2021

turtlemania

When someone really likes the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and talks about it often. People like this often "kin" one or a few or maybe all of the turtles.

"I rewatched 2018 TMNT for the seventh time this year, probably because I've got turtlemania."

by VeeTheBean September 29, 2023

turtleing

The act of taking a person's backpack and removing all of the contents, flipping the backpack inside out, placing the contents back inside of the inside out backpack and zipping it shut. The result of this action can only be achieved when a person has stolen the backpack without the owner noticing. The inside-out backpack resembles a turtle, because it looks like a shell and it is hard to unpack. It is looked down upon to have a backpack that is "unturtlable."

Tommy was paying close attention in physics class when Billy stole Tommy's backpack without Tommy noticing. Billy turtled Tommy's backpack and when Tommy finally noticed the turtled backpack at the finale of the class. Everyone laughed and pointed at Tommy. Tommy was bashful but chuckled it off. The next day Tommy turtled Billy's packpack and everyone laughed again. One day the teacher brought in a policeman to stop the act of turtleing. The next day Billy and Tommy turtled the teacher's purse.

by lakesidecreations January 7, 2010

turtleninja

A small eyed, Korean man in his 20s. Is very good at science but has very short, hairy legs and is a bit hard on the eyes.

Turtleninja: I like counting stars and conducting science experiments!^^
Student: Good for you turtleninja. You're so damn nerdy!

by moomamoomamoomamomo April 30, 2011

Turtleing

A sex move performed on females, where the other participate makes the awkward turtle* with their hands, but closes the fingers over top of each other to create an almost a fist, and turns to a 90 degree angle and proceeds to penetrate the vagina with the fist, while rubbing the clitoris and anus with the thumbs.

*For those who don't know the awkward turtle is made by putting one hand on top of the other, palms facing down with the thumbs pointing out the side, and rotating your thumbs as if they are flippers.

I cant wait to use this new turtleing sex move man!

by louise46 December 10, 2010

Turtleing

To turn a backpack inside out to trick someone. Causing them to think you cut there shoulder straps off

I was turtleing backpacks all 2nd period

by Dick 33 October 19, 2008

Turtleman

Is the best super hero of them all, he's the true Mr. Steal your girl. He's know to be very cuddly and loves lip biting kissed. But his hugs are the best thing about him. No one can give a better hug than the turtleman

Girl: "Awww you're such a turtleman!"
Boy: *gives hug*

by badass#7 February 24, 2015