Turkey sandwich

a weiner between two buns, preferrably white

I had a tasty turkey sandwich last night

by JIM HAT October 8, 2004

Turkey sandwich

Term used to describe marijuana around the thanksgiving time. Used mainly in November and sometimes, just sometimes, early December. See also, christmas trees and ocean breeze.

My girl picked up our turkey sandwich and we spent the night with pink floyd.

by DeeJay December 12, 2003

Turkey Sandwich

Taking a crap, pooping
-noun

ex 1:
I just had the worlds greatest turkey sandwich! Ever!

ex 2:
guy 1: I be right back, gonna make a turkey sandwich

guy 2: make sure you turn the fan on, don't destroy the bathroom like last time!

by den 3 February 16, 2009

Turkey Sandwich

Date Rape

Bones: What did you do last night?

Mark: I took Brooke out for a turkey sandwich

by Bizzlejuice November 3, 2008

Turkey Sandwich

When you work at a hospital or retierment home and a patient asks for a sandwich, so you wack off on the sandwich and fire your money shot on it and tell them its mayo.

Some old dude died because some asshole gave him a turkey sandwich.

by DF2022 October 11, 2007

Texas turkey sandwich

You stick the cactus up your ass while you fuck the armadillo in the pooper while you eat you ol lady’s turkey sandwich ( pussy ) as she spurs you in the back with a Texas cowboy hat on!

Me an bubba traded ol lady’s in the trailer park last night and Becky gave me a Texas turkey sandwich an boy am I sore today

by Redneck.lh20 February 11, 2019

turkey sandwich syndrome

The unexplainable, untimely, insatiable craving for a hearty item of food experienced by a male immediately after sexual climax.

"Ya know Warren, Maria is such a cutie, but I hate the turkey sandwich syndrome I always get with her."

by C-wak March 29, 2006