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turdwinker

A turdwinker is - i think quite obviously an a**hole. The a**hole, any a**hole.
Basically, a colorful term for a rectal sphincter, or a rectal-sphincter type person....
That TURDWINKER took my seat on the bus.

The peppers were so hot last night that my TURDWINKER is burning today!
by Ozzie The Watchdog March 31, 2023
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turdweiner

In investing a person that trashes companies or spouts libelous comments against the company to get the share price lower.
He is always saying bad things about this share/investment. turdweiner
by applegarth February 6, 2019
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turdgilder

An orator, such as a politician who spouts finely crafted phrases designed to conceal the true meaning of a given subject.
When the President offered his build back better plan he exposed himself as a classic turdgilder.
by russianpolander January 15, 2024
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