Turducken 

1. An erotic threesome involving birds: a turkey, a duck, and a hen.

From a cartoon drawn by David Farley in 2003 with three such birds exhausted in bed, with the caption below: "Having satisfied their curiosity, the three friends went their separate ways, and never discussed 'making a turducken' again."

2. Three birds in a barrel given as a Halloween treat, very similar in conception as the festive game, bobbing for apples. First used in the 2004 Homestar Runner Cartoon for Halloween.

"Bobbing for Turduckens!" --Homestar Runner

Turducken by Lace Valentine October 29, 2004

Turducken 

A M-F-F threesome where the male penetrates one female while she in turn penetrates a third with a strap-on dildo.

I had a turducken last thursday. Cindy was the duck, Amber was the turkey and I, of course, was the chicken.

Turducken by Crayon73 October 4, 2010

Turducken 

During intimacy, the man wraps his scrotum and testicles around the shaft of his penis and inserts the whole thing into his partners vagina.

I've always wanted to try a Turducken, but it seems like too much meat for me.

Turducken by Nooner18 November 29, 2013

Turducken 

A euphemism for a giant shit. The kind of shit you pass while constipated. In the literal sense, a Turducken is a chicken, stuffed into a duck, stuffed into a turkey. In the shitting sense, its a big shit, stuffed into a bigger shit, stuffed into a giant shit. For men, this is the closest we'll ever get to experiencing child birth.

I haven't shat in three days, I can't wait to pass this turducken.

Turducken by djmx21 June 18, 2009

turducken 

A chicken stuffed in a duck stuffed in a turkey. Often eaten on Thanksgiving.

Often considered the predecessor tobapork.

Honey, I need more than just turkey for dinner tonight -- how about fixing up some turducken?!

turducken by Eli Kushan February 18, 2004

Turducken 

The act of having sexual relations with a fleshlight that has been inserted into the anus, or other orifice) of another person. Name derived from the "famous" dish of a turkey stuffed with a duck that's been stuffed with a chicken, made popular by the loud-mouthed, possibly mentally handicapped, John Madden. Could also possibly be called The Inception.

"I met this freaky chick last night and she was totally into making a turducken."

Turducken by KaryGopperl August 23, 2011

turducken 

A turducken is a deboned turkey stuffed inside of a deboned duck stuffed inside of a deboned chicken. Generally, turduckens are considered a specialty food and are very popular in Cajun cuisine. Preparing a turducken takes at least 15-18 hours, requires many ingredients, sells anywhere from $60 to upwards of $250, and demands great attention to detail when seasoning and stuffing.

Even turkitarians get tired of turkey at Thanksgiving dinner and buy a delicious turducken to celebrate the day the pilgrims came to America and settled at Plymouth Rock, Massachusetts.

turducken by PWS27 October 6, 2017