KANSAS TURDPILE

Former name of the Kansas Turnpike. In the 1970s the road was in terrible shape, and many people called it the Kansas Turdpike. I refined the word into the Kansas Turdpile. Several years later, the toll road bonds from the early 1950s were paid off, but they left the tolls on, so there were vast amounts of money for repairs. Now they are anal about repairing even the tiniest glitch, and we no longer call it the Turdpile, although I accidentally forget sometimes.

When the Kansas Turdpile opened in 1956 (it wasn't a turdpile yet, as described above), and for several years afterward, the speed limit was 80. At the same time the regular interstates in Kansas, which were vastly better designed expressways, had a speed limit of 75. Today both are 70.

by andy1 June 15, 2007

Turdslide

The path of a large, densely packed, unwieldy turd as it slides down the side of a toilet bowl, often resulting in a stubborn, hard-to-clean streak/smear that won't disappear with the waters of a standard flush.

Call in the reinforcements, there's been a major turdslide in here.

by Charlie77 January 9, 2013

turnstyle

Someone who changes their fashion sense drastically, usually over a summer.

"Mark was a full on goth in gr.9 but once that H&M openned he became a total Metro. What a turnstyle."

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

turnstile

a mechanical barrier with arms that are turned to admit one person at a time, a gate consisting of a post that acts as a pivot for rotating arms; set in a passageway for controlling the persons entering

They passed through a set of turnstiles, up some steps and into what seemed to be the main foyer.

by Parasite Iva May 17, 2008

turdsicle

An upward growing pile of shit in a northern outhouse. Also known as a stalagshite.

Unwary squatters are often rudely reminded of the perils of northern outhouses when this icy column rears its ugly head: the dreaded turdsicle.

by Robert Warren September 10, 2008

turdsicle

An upward growing pile of shit in a northern outhouse. Also known as a stalagshite.

Unwary squatters are often rudely reminded of the perils of northern outhouses when this icy column rears its ugly head: the dreaded turdsicle.

by Robert Warren September 9, 2008

todstile

noun (todd-sty-ill)

Originating during the rise of the Roman Empire, thought to be compiled by legionnaires with the words 'Todd' and 'Stile'.
A human with the appropriate name of Todd, bent over any variation of fence provided one is able to walk over Todd to the other side of the fence.

Todd was turned into a todstile over a hip high razor-wire fence while his friends clambered over his back to the other side to evade the vicious dog. Todd felt naturally indifferent about this.

by Is me, Mario January 3, 2008