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turducken

deboned turkey stuffed with deboned duck stuffed with deboned chicken stuffed with sausage/cornbread stuffing
by Anonymous July 25, 2003
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Turducken

A slang term for the deviant sex act that involves a man or woman with an especially hard stool that they halfway expel and use to vaginally penetrate their partner while it is still halfway hanging out of their anus.

A more vulgar description would be to fuck a pussy with a turd while it is hanging out of one's ass.
Joseph really wanted to turducken Melody, but there was no way she was letting a turd go in her pussy.

Looking for a holiday themed sex act, the couple decided to go for a turducken in honor of Thanksgiving.
by nepalunaris December 7, 2016
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turducken

A duck stuffed in a chicken stuffed in a turkey. The ultimate example of our domination of the animal kingdom.
Turducken should not exist.
by Spectre2689 August 4, 2005
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Sex Turducken

When you stick a pocket vag into your girls vag and have sexy time.
My girl and I did the sex turducken last night.
by Mandyola November 13, 2014
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The Turducken

The act of stuffing a mason jar in your urethra, while your friend stretches' his urethra wide enough to fit your mason jar (optionally filled with poop) stuffed penis into his. A third friend who MUST be uncircumcised will then be stretching his foreskin far and wide enough to cover the center of the penises (and the jar) with is foreskin and tie a knot. The individuals will begin to stroke each other to completion, just before the final participant ejaculates a brick is dropped on the jar. The knot is untangled and they each pull out.
ME and my buddies are about to make The Turducken.
by PooFartPenis75 December 21, 2021
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Turdducken

Similar to a turducken, turdducken is a turd stuffed in a turd stuffed in another turd. Usually occurs after a person goes 3 days without taking a shit.
Lynn couldn't take a shit all weekend but come Monday, she had a turdducken.
by Corbin Dallas Mult-Pooh May 20, 2009
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Turduckening

The action of inserting one object inside they other until a three-way is achieved. Can be used in various situations, but usually used in sexual connotations.
John prepared a Turducken for Thanksgiving by sticking a Chicken inside a Duck, and the Duck inside a Turkey. The process in its entirety is considered "Turduckening."
by Turducks December 6, 2010
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