The aftermath of deficating upon a strangers forhead and the fecal phalus is stuck in the erect position similar to its cousin the mystical unicorn.
by Lenny and George April 13, 2010
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Matty: I went to use the restroom in the McDonald's, and after I did my business and washed my hands, I had shit all over my shirt, pants, shoes, and hands when I went to use the air dryer!
Robby: Oh man, looks like you just experienced a spicy turdstorm.
Robby: Oh man, looks like you just experienced a spicy turdstorm.
by ADallasCowboy July 22, 2013
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Eric couldn't use the public toilet, so he had to wait until he had some privacy in the shower and do some turdstomping.
You: We're gonna be late! Get ready man!
Me: It's cool, I'll be ready in 5 minutes if I turdstomp instead of sitting.
You: We're gonna be late! Get ready man!
Me: It's cool, I'll be ready in 5 minutes if I turdstomp instead of sitting.
by MasculineGold June 18, 2012
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by Brown Fury May 30, 2009
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Get the turdious mug.The act of bringing one's laptop, netbook or tablet into the bathroom to use while taking a shit.
This act is called a 'Pittsburgh' turdtop due to the fact that most people in the city of Pittsburgh eat a diet that is less healthy than those in other major cities, therefore spend more time in the bathroom. To make up for the lapse in productivity, the laptop is brought into the bathroom during defecation and is a generally accepted behavior in Pittsburgh.
For some Pittsburghers, this is the only time the laptop is taken off the charger.
This act is called a 'Pittsburgh' turdtop due to the fact that most people in the city of Pittsburgh eat a diet that is less healthy than those in other major cities, therefore spend more time in the bathroom. To make up for the lapse in productivity, the laptop is brought into the bathroom during defecation and is a generally accepted behavior in Pittsburgh.
For some Pittsburghers, this is the only time the laptop is taken off the charger.
After a night out to eat at Fat Heads or Primanti Brothers, a person may take a Pittsburgh Turdtop for some entertainment while ass-chaos is sure to ensue.
by ratf March 21, 2011
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