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turdicorn

The aftermath of deficating upon a strangers forhead and the fecal phalus is stuck in the erect position similar to its cousin the mystical unicorn.
Take it from me buddy, dont 69 with a drunk chick, you might end up with a turdicorn
by Lenny and George April 13, 2010
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Spicy Turdstorm

The fecal matter that comes exploding out of a hand air dryer in public restrooms. Usually, someone who has just defecated will put their feces in the hand air dryer for this to happen.
Matty: I went to use the restroom in the McDonald's, and after I did my business and washed my hands, I had shit all over my shirt, pants, shoes, and hands when I went to use the air dryer!

Robby: Oh man, looks like you just experienced a spicy turdstorm.
by ADallasCowboy July 22, 2013
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Turdstomping

Eric couldn't use the public toilet, so he had to wait until he had some privacy in the shower and do some turdstomping.

You: We're gonna be late! Get ready man!
Me: It's cool, I'll be ready in 5 minutes if I turdstomp instead of sitting.
by MasculineGold June 18, 2012
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Turdition

I don't care if our ancestors were Scottish, eating haggis at the family reunion is such a turdition!
by Brown Fury May 30, 2009
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turdious

behavior that would liken a person or persons to a pile of feces
I cannot beleive how turdious the right-wing has become.
by Son-of-samiam November 14, 2003
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Pittsburgh Turdtop

The act of bringing one's laptop, netbook or tablet into the bathroom to use while taking a shit.

This act is called a 'Pittsburgh' turdtop due to the fact that most people in the city of Pittsburgh eat a diet that is less healthy than those in other major cities, therefore spend more time in the bathroom. To make up for the lapse in productivity, the laptop is brought into the bathroom during defecation and is a generally accepted behavior in Pittsburgh.

For some Pittsburghers, this is the only time the laptop is taken off the charger.
After a night out to eat at Fat Heads or Primanti Brothers, a person may take a Pittsburgh Turdtop for some entertainment while ass-chaos is sure to ensue.
by ratf March 21, 2011
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turdious

shit you are dealing with that is too long, slow, or dull; tiresome or monotonous.
Dealing with him was totally turdious.
by billyt555 December 2, 2021
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