turdbin

When someone craps on your head with a long turd and a swirling motion. the result is a pile of dookie shaped like a turbin. hence: the name turdbin

I gave osama bin laden a turdbin.

by Kevin Mathis March 12, 2004

turd brain

somebody with turd for brains

chip you turd brain!

by botaf November 12, 2003

Turdbarfing

When you take a poo in the toilet then turn around and puke on top of it.

"I was so hammered last night after that huge party, by 3am I barely made it to the head and ended up turdbarfing.

by ErnErnErn April 27, 2014

turdban

A headwear that forms when someone drops a massive turd on your head

Jimmy - I know, the purpose of the bridge is to let both parties pass at the same time, but I always pull over & let the train pass over the bridge. I visited my buddy Shyam in India & we were walking under the bridge as train was passing overhead. Then suddenly out of the blue someone gave Shyam a huge turdban. Indian trains don't have any holding tank, so out flies the turd when someone decides to relax their sphincters. He was so embarrassed adorning a turdban over his head that we have not spoken ever since. Yeah so always pull over unless you want to adorn a turdban over your head.

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 3, 2021

turdwrangler

Gay cowboy, one who wrangles turds, Asstagger, reverse flesh turd inserter

"Leroy and Max wear cowboy hats while they get their assbang on. What a couple of turdwranglers"...Said Joel to his biggot friend G W.

by Pricetron October 20, 2006

turdstain

A kid that lives in Utah and does nothing but fucking work at wal-mart and play on his computer... the alias of turdstain is also a common gaming name among this person!

turdstain kicked my ass at counterstrike source!

by Some dude from Wal-Mart April 26, 2005

turdbin

Taking a mean shit on someone's turban

Its a blanket! It's a towel!. No I just took a super shit on his turdbin.

by ihoasa123 April 26, 2010