Tubonercumlosis

A fictional disease that can only infect those with male genitalia where the one infected's dick turns blue and begins to rot, and he cannot cum. He also begins to cough and his dick begins to sweat. It is usually fatal.

Eden: "Can we go fishing?"
Arthur: "I can't, I went to the doctor and got diagnosed with Tubonercumlosis"

by MugManNumber932 March 10, 2021

Turdwonker

The water that splashes on your ass after a big shit.

Last night I had a huge turdwonker.

by HandRat July 2, 2021

Turbojerk

When you are overly excited over what you are seeing and being to jerk off anywhere, including in public.

Quick, fast strokes are common. Sudden masturbation is afoot. Usually followed by lots of orgasms.

I turned around and Jon Medina was turbojerking behind a coat rack.

by Jayboosh1999 April 13, 2013

TurdBerries

Another name for the chunk(s) ventilated out of our bodies bottom gap hole.

It can also be said in the term of a cover up for a swearword when needing to exhaust an infuriational comment.

(After toilet evacuating) What was that honeybuns? I was pushing out my turdberries for you to clean up as I misfired my shots into the bog.

Ohhh Turdberries, you saw the diabolical trap I set for your demise.

by SquirrelPower October 9, 2008

Turbonegro

A turbonegro is a large, well-equipped, armed black male in a fast car, out for vengeance.

It's a bird...It's a plane...It's TURBONEGRO!

by skeugh May 11, 2008

turdberg

A floating piece of human feces, with a density such that 8/9 of its volume is submerged underwater.

Mom: "Did lil' Parker go?"
Dad: "Yeah, there are like three turdbergs in here."

by DOOOD December 26, 2005

Turboner

An erect blood filled turban. brought on my sexual arousion. Usually happens with the sight of a beautiful woman or an opposing turban wearer with a larger turboner. Has the characteristics of a boner.

Sandeep: OMG! CHECK OUT THAT SEXY ASS CHICK!
Dashpreet: YEAH. I Think i'm gonna get a turboner!

by GreatLOOLofChina July 8, 2010