turd burgler

one who enjoys uphill gardenin. Also known as a fudgepacker.

lilys pastimes include turd burgling

by lily southam November 14, 2003

turd burgler

The pitcher not the catcher, a blatent ass bandit

Nooo you idiot, I'm the pitcher, you're the catcher

by a lgx January 15, 2004

Turd Burgaler

a man who sucks stolen turds

visal is such a turd burgaler

by visal September 9, 2003

Turd Burgaler

a turd burgaler is a faggoty person who feels the urge and an unquentiable desire to steal turds

damnnit u turd burgalers!!!stay away away from my porta potty godamn u all!!

by chuckles September 6, 2004

turd burgler

person who steals turds out of portable toilets at night

There's a turdburglar at the construction site again, Mike. Whatda we gonna do?

by AlbertEinstein March 31, 2003

turd burgler

1. a derrogatory term for a homosexual male

2. one who steals turds from toilets, possibly for consumption

3. one who gets their jollies from going into public places (like restaraunts and stores) and takeing a crap on the floor when no ones looking and leaving it there

4. one who hides in the bottom section of a portable toilet to watch people go to that bathroom

1. man, what a turd burgler, I bet he craps condoms

2. I left a floater to see in hopes of catching the turd burgler

3. Well, the turd burgler struck again, the manager isnt gonna like this, but Im not going to tell her, heck, I dont wanna clean it up

4. Did you hear about that turd burgler? He got a year in jail....man...of all the things you could get arrested for

by dave m w November 25, 2007

Turd Burgaler

Marek

That smelly Marek, Hes a Turd Burgaler

by hm August 2, 2003