tuna melt

When going down on a chick, lapping away, and you discover that it's her time of the month. By no means do you stop though. When the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your face.

Nothing like a tuna melt for nutritional value

by Da Man July 16, 2004

tuna melt surprise

to have a girl suck another woman's pussy juice off your dick

have unprotected sex with a woman, then go to another woman's place and have her suck you off. when your done ask her how it tasted. then tell her that its called a tuna melt surprise

by joeyab July 13, 2011

Tuna Melt Madness

The chunky and violent bouts of diarrhea one suffers after having a spoiled tuna melt sandwich. Particularly common when the sandwich is smothered in extra mayonaisse. Classified by offensive odors and unreal sounds emitted from the rectum.

Man, I had some serious Tuna Melt Madness going on last night.

by Senor Cock Tease January 5, 2003

tuna melt

a term for a vagina that smells like fish. See Bryttani for more

That girl has quite the tuna melt in her pants

by feathersofanarrow February 25, 2011

Tuna Melt

the female equivalent of tea bagging

She shouldn't have fallen asleep on my couch. I put a Tuna Melt on her shoulder!
See also, snatchogram, cooter stamped, pussy pranked

by C U Next Tuesday Publications September 13, 2011

tuna melt

when 3 girls, whose pussys taste like mayo tuna fish and cheese sizor and make tuna melts.

Lautaja:Wanna taste our tuna melt?

Kevin: Sure thing, can i be the bread too.

by Duh yummy woohoo June 18, 2009

Tuna Melt

The act of being a complete idiot.

Nigel: Shall we vote Brexit.

James: Nigel stop being such a tuna melt.

by NextYearxx March 29, 2019