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Tumblraholic

Someone one is constantly on Tumblr, posting, reblogging, and liking things. Often times a person who runs a blog that has lots of followers, a top-blog wannabe, someone with no life, or someone who is spending all of their time on Tumblr instead of Facebook.
Dude, you're a Tumblraholic. You need some help.
by fellowtumblraholic September 12, 2010
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Tumblrserk

State of uncontrolled, irrational rage caused mainly between Tumblr users for reasons often misunderstood by most people who do not use this website for entertainment purposes. This state of frenzy is mainly triggered by oppression, either against women, feminists, homosexuals, transsexuals, overweight people, otherkin or a combination of the above.
- Why is Rainbow Flora so angry and trembling like that?
- Someone said that her identification as rhinokin is BS and now she's going tumblrserk.
by luizbf August 14, 2014
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tumblrized

The act of being obsessed with the blogging website, Tumblr, and revolving your entire existence around it. Symptoms include drawing all over your skin with Sharpies, saying the expression "On Tumblr..." more than three times a day, taking a strange liking to triangles, using vocabulary you wouldn't normally use, and taking pointless pictures of yourself in order to get more "likes" and "reblogs"
Susy: Tumblr has been down three days...I'm miserable!
Jillian: WTF, you've been tumblrized.

Rachel: Mom, I saw this book on Tumblr, can I get it?
Mom: No! You're obsessed. You've been tumblrized!
by poppypoppy December 27, 2010
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Tumblrite

A synonym for Tumblr Followers. Term coined originally by superash.tumblr.com but it's become a pretty popular word on the interweb.
Dude 1: Sick, I got some new Tumblrites, sick sick.
Dude 2: Tumblrites, who the fuck are you Jesus?
Dude 1: Nah man, he had disciples, these are my tumblr followers :)
by Gregory Manadem April 18, 2010
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Tumblrweed

Noun.

When someone who has been brainwashed by tumblr makes an attempt at a pun. Similar to the word tumbleweed. 99.9% of the time the pun is ridiculously unfunny, to the point where everyone goes silent with cringe, creating the perfect situation for a tumbleweed to roll by. It is called a tumblrweed because the social website Tumblr is notorious for god-awful puns that for some reason everyone on tumblr finds halarious and socially acceptable to say around normal people. People who make tumblrweed puns make them constantly, so much in fact that you want to roundhouse kick them in the fucking face. You can tell when a tumblrweed is going to come, because as soon as the tumblr addict opens their mouth, everyone else pinches the bridge of their nose and let's out a groan in preparation of the awful joke that is sure to come.
Tumblr addict - "Hey, wanna hear a joke about ghosts?"

Person 1 - "Ugh, shut the fuck up..."

Tumblr addict - "That's the spirit!"

Person 2 - "Your tumblrweeds literally make me want to throw you in a wood chipper."
by monkeytickler23 October 24, 2014
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tumblrverse

A circlejerk of middle-class girls endlessly complaining about their first-world problems
The tumblrverse is extremely upset because they think a song is sexist.
by robin thicke's left nut November 25, 2013
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Tumblrite

A common mineral found in the lining of veins and arteries of a sector of females.
It has a strange property that hasn't been fully understood by biologists and physicists.
It's been observed that this material acts as a gateway for chromosomes to become absorbed through the walls of the blood ways. And become one with the blood.
Thus sapping the female ecosystem slowly but surely of all of their 13th chromosome.
In the core of the blood system. The heart. There is an abundance of tumblrite
This behaves strangely. Once a months worth of chromosomes have been collected in the blood stream. The mineral forces the heart to pump this blood to the ovaries to fuel next egg with concentrated chromoexcrement.
This is then expelled from the vagina over a week in the form of a dense red paste
This changes the hormone cycle drastically and gives them the strong urge. For the rest of their life. To become a fucking moron.
Girls that contain tumblrite happen to be called tumblrites, Because once the chromosomes are gone their classification from human changes
You know jess? She's become a tumblrite. She's shaved half her head and dyed it green. She thinks she doesnt need a dick to be a boy.
by Ihatepeople January 13, 2015
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