When one's taint receives sexual attention.
Last night this girl was licking my balls so much I got some accidental taintention.
Taintention is AWESOME.
Hey baby, anal sex is so passee. I need some taintention.
Hey baby, my balls and my asshole need some simul-taint-eous action.
Taintention is AWESOME.
Hey baby, anal sex is so passee. I need some taintention.
Hey baby, my balls and my asshole need some simul-taint-eous action.
by Sean Bry July 25, 2007
Get the taintention mug.A Tainted Tractor is a descriptive word used to describe what is commonly known as a Black Pussy. A Tainted Tractor is more of a detailed descriptive word that passes a repulsive and specific meaning as it is told from one person to another. A Tainted Tractor describes a moist, unshaven, and more or less unclean black pussy stressing the point that it is utterly discussing and a very bad place to have any open skin contact, especially penial or oral contact. Diseases are likely and include but are not limited to Herpes, HIV, Syphilis and Chlamydia. When in close proximity to a Tainted Tractor it is advised that you take extreme caution as airborne viruses such as Influenza can be passed through Vaginal Quefes.
Entomology of Tainted Tractor: Taint. To pollute comes from the Latin word Tingere and is used to pass the dirty negative part of tainted tractor and Tractor is used to passed the rugged aspect of the Phrase.
Entomology of Tainted Tractor: Taint. To pollute comes from the Latin word Tingere and is used to pass the dirty negative part of tainted tractor and Tractor is used to passed the rugged aspect of the Phrase.
Om my I did not even think I would survive after my experience with That Hookers Tainted Tractor. Man am I lucky!
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A phenomenon, similar to beer goggles whereby the more glasses of rosé a female consumes, the more attractive a male may appear. This then means that a beautiful woman may lower herself to a less-than-stunning bloke, should she consume enough glasses of rosé.
'Hey bro, come look at this stunning girl giving me the eye. She's obviously looking at me through rosé tinted glasses as she hasn't even noticed that I have vomit on my sweater or that my pecker is hanging out.'
by Anonymous submissions October 30, 2016
Get the Rosé tinted glasses mug.The state of mind where a person does something without considering the consequences. The idea may seem brilliant at first, but the after-affects usually prove to be deadly. This phrase was invented by Michael Crichton in his book Jurassic Park (the character Malcolm says it)
Jimmy Neutron often exhibits thintelligence.
by firelordZula January 3, 2007
Get the thintelligence mug.A device used to cool the taint. They can be simply hovering your taint over an air conditioner or the fans in a tanning bed.
by Teabagette May 4, 2005
Get the tainterator mug.Tinted Nostalgia is when something is Nostalgic but it feels so recent, the event may have been many decades ago but it, ¨feels like yesterday¨, it happens a lot to many of my community members with music where they feel a song just came out yesterday because of the vibe and the freshness of the song but in reality, it dropped 2+ years ago.
Owen - Man, that XXXTentacion song feels so fresh but it came out so long ago.
Stino - You must be feeling some Tinted Nostalgia regarding it is the anniversary of X´s death
Stino - You must be feeling some Tinted Nostalgia regarding it is the anniversary of X´s death
by owen is a hecking honker February 28, 2020
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by carlspumpkin June 17, 2009
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