Pussy Tubing

Going to bang chicks, possibly at high speeds, most likely with loud GNR playing in the background.

A known favorite activity of Rex Ryan, coach of the New York Jets.

Rex: I’m so fucking jazzed for this game. WE’RE GONNA RAPE ‘EM! AND THEN WE’RE GOIN’ TUBING!

Sanchez: Snow tubing or water tubing?

Rex: PUSSY TUBING!

by Johnny K Lightning September 19, 2009

double tubbing

the act of middle aged couples bathing al fresco in side by side tubs. a stunt intended to be erotic posed by people least likely to pull it off, never mind tear it off. an unlikely scenario proffered for your consideration by the manufacturer of an erectile dysfunction palliative.

hey, babe, i think i'm feeling froggy. lets throw all restraint to the winds and give ourselves completely to this moment of passion if we can find two tubs side by side somewhere in the open air. i'll give you a drubbing in some double tubbing.

by lexicali slim September 16, 2009

Turing-like

Any shitty programming language with no practical purpose. Usually slow and cumbersome, and with a quirks that no other programming language has/should have.

Named after the educational programming language from Holtsoft.

"FUCK! The York University assembly language is a Turing-like!"

by Turing_Tyrant May 15, 2014

Fallopian tubing

The act in which a male releases his throat yogurt inside of a girl with no regard to whether or not she gets pregnant.

The other day, I went fallopian tubing inside your mom.

by You're Mom69 October 25, 2009

Hot tubbing

When two experts on opposing sides of a court case are put in a witness box to debate an issue, while the courtroom observes.

Used in various international courts to determine which expert is more credible.

We have to prepare the expert to go hot tubbing with Dr Smiles. He is a real shark.

by Humphreyneworleans May 20, 2016

Skinny Tubbing

Instead of swimming in a pool or other large body of water naked, you go hot tubbing naked!

Ian: Hey Alice, you wanna go skinny tubbing with me? you know you do

Alice: Go fuck yourself *slaps*

by moonzeppelin October 23, 2008

man-tubbing

The act of two or more males spending an evening in a hot tub or jacuzzi together without any female counterparts present.

Erik invited the boys over for a night of man-tubbing and PBR.

by ZackyPants January 10, 2011