Tubber

A situation where one finds it necessary to resort to washing their ass off in the tub after taking a dump. Usually, one tries to wipe a few times until they realize they are making no real progress towards getting clean.

- A messy poo

Man, I sure felt better after taking that huge crap, but it ended up being a "tubber".

Two wipes and I conceded, it was definately a "tubber".

by Vtrexx January 20, 2009

Tubbarton

Noun; The Act of being Huge, Fat, Large and or Ugly.

DAYUMM, look at big-bye.... what a tubbarton.

by okay101 February 18, 2010

tubbers

Tubbers. Noun. Derivative of 'Tub of Lard' as once featured on 'Have I got News for You.' Now a popular term to descibe a human being who is a bit of a fat lump and generally tubs around being a couch potato.

Our dad is one massive tubbers!

by Shedmundo November 5, 2009

Turbert

The pasty substance you find in your pants after a series of awkwardly wet farts.

Dude, I've had a two minute shart in class today, I can feel the turbert starting to glue my crack shut!

by turbert347 April 5, 2011

Tubbers

A person with a bloated midsection. Tubbers is a nickname given to someone with a gut.

After gaining her freshmen 15, Kim's nickname became "Tubbers".

by Shay AA March 30, 2013

tubberson

When u want to say a bad word to ur teacher but u don't wanna get in trouble just say tubbyerson.like when u want to say bitch but u can't just say tubberson.start using it today 🙂

She is such a tubberson 🙄

by Tubby the hoe September 5, 2017

Tubbersluppin

The unfortunate case of digesting too much tub juice

"Yo hows Darius"
"He's tubbersluppin man"
" :( "

by Dicktionarier November 29, 2022