Torta

A woman who is obese

My husband cheated on me with a torta

by Miss Edis November 21, 2010

torta

The one fat bitch that hangs out with good looking bitches.

Fuck, that TORTA broke my fuckin' chair again.

by Lil Man July 17, 2003

Torta

A fat b*tch who think she looks good, often shows of her "Fat ass" on instagram trapping all the down bads.

Damn bro whos that Torta in your whip.

by bigflyer January 4, 2023

TORtanic

A portmanteau of Titantic and TOR (abbreviation for Star Wars: The Old Republic). The term is in reference to the large marketing campaign of the video game and the suspicion that it would be a financial and critical failure, similar to the fate of the RMS Titanic.

Todd: Hey bro, are you excited for that new Star Wars game?
Anthony: No dude. TORtanic is gonna sink, hard!
Todd: fr fr no cap ong????

by Dacrin February 18, 2022

Tortation

A sexual act comprised of sticking your finger into the pussy along with your dick to and then twist the girl around in a circle on your dick. It has to be a relatively small girl.

I gave this beautiful woman a tortation last night. It was epic.

by coconutspeds April 26, 2011

Torta

A thicc Mexican or Hispanic mami. One step above gorditas on the size scale (L vs XL.) There are tortas that exist who are also fine ass chulas.

Me: Man her titties won’t stop staring at my eyes.

Friend: Who’s?

Me: La torta in the red.

Friend: Chale güey.

by anonymous June 28, 2021

tortabilly

Overweight Hispanic girls that listen to rockabilly music and tries to live the lifestyle by squeezing their pudgy sacks of blubber bodies into tight clothing that only hot rockabilly pin-up girls should be wearing.

Derived from the Spanish culinary word of "torta", a thick & fat stuffed sandwich. Because of that, this term should only apply to Hispanic girls that fit the said description.

Miklo: Hey mang, my friend's rockabilly band is playing @ Spikes on Saturday. You wanna go?

Cruz: No, guey. There's too many tortabilly girls (tortabillies: plural form) and I'm not a chubby chaser, ese!

Miklo: Ah, si. Pues, forget it then.

by erp2 November 10, 2011