TSA 

Total Sex Addicts

I went to the airport and was gate raped by the TSA.

TSA by Bruce_Campbell November 22, 2010

TSA 

TSA stands for "Transportation Security Administration" or "Thugs Standing Around"; they are federal employees tasked with going on power trips and harassing passengers. Whenever they fail and a terrorist attack is attempted (cf. the crotch bomber), they are given more powers to badger air passengers, steal items out of checked luggage, force grandmothers to take off their orthopedic shoes for bomb screening, or perform various other demeaning procedures in the name of security, while none of it actually makes us any safer.

Poor Dave, he made a joke in the airport about terrorists and the TSA goons cavity searched him.

TSA by Hcsi January 21, 2010

TSA 

Total Sexual Assault

Sally: Hey how'd your date with that airport security guy go?
Brittany: After dinner he tried to TSA me, so I bear maced the shit out of him and left him crying in the fetal position on the curb.

TSA by joeTaco November 24, 2010

TSA 

Trained sexual assaulters

The line for TSA took over two hours along before it was my turn

TSA by Buck ofama123 November 23, 2010

TSA 

Thousands Standing Around. Airport security. All they do is stand around, thus the name.

Dude! The TSA suck! All they do is stand there.

TSA by Alumni January 10, 2006

tsa 

stands for take sisors away! all they do is stand in the airport and take away things like beer sissor ur little swiss army knife but they somehow miss bombs.

dude tsa took my 6 pack!

tsa by im not a terrorist! July 17, 2007

TSA 

Tremedously Stupid Americans.

A government organization mde to annoy the hell out of little grandmothers traveling with their childred and grandchildren, while not actually doing anything worth while.

Also known for their search methods, which include sticking a slip of paper on top of your checked luggage.

"The TSA searched my bag again. But nothing seems to have been moved, despite my messy packing. They must be GREAT at this!"

TSA by Not a terrorist, I swear! April 30, 2006