TSA

To molest sexually.

On her way home, she was accosted and TSAd by a group of young drunkards who proceeded to grope her and ask her to show them her naked body.

by kronn November 18, 2010

TSA

Total Sexual Assault
Thugs Standing Around
The Sexual Assassins
Titties Snatch Ass
Touching Stuff Aggressively
Touching Sensitive Areas
Touch Stroke Assault
Thousands (of) Sexual Assaults
Testicle Scanning Agent
Totally Screwing America
Taking Security Away
Totally Senseless Aggression
Taxpayer Supported Assault

We went to catch our flight, but were attacked near the gate by the TSA aka: The Sexual Assassins who Touched Stuff Aggressively, Titties, Snatch and Ass.

by sterlingsteele November 24, 2010

TSA

A shitty 2 hour long line waiting to get on a flight that has left by the time you get to the front of the line

My flight left 124 Hours ago, thanks to 9/11 we have the TSA

by DavidFlysBoeing99 November 26, 2021

TSA

To aggressively molest or fondle.

The result of security at American airports becoming so extreme that you now have to either be seen naked or be felt up head-to-toe by a stranger if you want to get on a plane.

We had a few drinks, went back to my place, and I TSAed her all night.

by Ghostface Cracker November 11, 2010

TSAed

To be grouped/raped both physically and mentally by a person in public, especially by a TSA member

guy 1: so I was the bouncer last night at that club
guy 2: oy yah how was it?
Guy 1: it was ok but their was this 1 girl that REALLY wanting in on the party...
guy 2: so...
guy 1: I TSAed her just to make sure she was properly searched

*wink wink :)

by ptonyanxfan January 11, 2011

TSA

Total Sex Addicts

I went to the airport and was gate raped by the TSA.

by Bruce_Campbell November 19, 2010

TSA

TSA stands for "Transportation Security Administration" or "Thugs Standing Around"; they are federal employees tasked with going on power trips and harassing passengers. Whenever they fail and a terrorist attack is attempted (cf. the crotch bomber), they are given more powers to badger air passengers, steal items out of checked luggage, force grandmothers to take off their orthopedic shoes for bomb screening, or perform various other demeaning procedures in the name of security, while none of it actually makes us any safer.

Poor Dave, he made a joke in the airport about terrorists and the TSA goons cavity searched him.

by Hcsi January 21, 2010