Troutstream

To stick a water hose up the rectum of an unsuspecting person in a community shower.

Leigha troutstreamed Jessica last night.

by vanillagorilla86 September 3, 2011

Troutsnout

A man who has a mustache for the sole purpose of going down on a woman, not washing his face, and smelling her on the mustache all day.

Most state patrol men have a troutsnout.

by Jrickso December 28, 2008

Troutspeak

It's what alternating caps is officially known by. Alternating caps LoOk LiKe ThIs and tend to be used mostly in forums, because it takes quite a bit of time to type them out. I'm not sure why people do this, but they must think they've got a pretty good reason, because it's still being used despite the fact that it's very annoying.

Person A: "Hey man, check out my troutspeak. IsN't ThIs CoOl?"
Person B: "I think it makes you look like an idiot, actually."

by Mephianse April 5, 2005

troutslap

The act of beating someone or something about the head or head-analog with a large trout or other large fish. Often done in response to them saying something stupid.

"That was the dumbest thing I've ever heard... If I had a fish handy I would have to troutslap you."

by 1llus1on February 28, 2009

troutski

1. An amazingly hot girl that has all of the following: Nice face, huge rack, coke bottle-shaped body, & a perfect ass.
2. Unfortunately, this term origionated at Emory University, where there are few troutskis.

Damn, that girl is a fuckin troutski!

by TROUTSKI HUNTER December 13, 2004

trouts armpit

Yet another word which relates to a womens genitalia. This is due to the fishy smell, wetness and slimyness which is associated with the armpit of a the aformentioned fish and some womens vagainas.

Me was proper mashing up her trouts armpit and she loved it.

by Leon sullivan October 31, 2007

Trouts mouth

When inspecting one's japs eye, sometimes it can remind one of a trout opening it's mouth, hence, trouts mouth.

My trouts mouth is burning like fuck.

by welshowen November 21, 2010