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trumptation marks 

Definition: Punctuation marks used to specifically focus attention on a specific item, thought, or action that can then encompass a wide variety of convenient, and often different, definitions at a later date.
Donald Trump used trumptation marks on the words "wire tapping" in a recent tweet yet everyone is questioning his meaning. If you use trumptation marks on the word "automobile" you can at a later date define it to mean "anything with wheels".

Trumpathon 

A term coined to describe a culturally sick presidency drawn out to such a degree as to be way too fucking much.
It was a four-year marathon greed nightmare bringing us all to the brink of war; it was the Trumpathon.
Trumpathon by Dr Bunnygirl June 22, 2019
Trumpalin; (Trump/Palin) meaning clueless idiot that should have been weeded out by natural selection, single handed let proving Darwin was wrong.
Damn, Garths been real trumpalin lately .

Trumpinion 

1, Trumpinion: Any wild-ass assessment/opinion asserting to be valid but having little or no basis in fact, truth, or logic. Frequently associated with self promotion. Also associated with resolute believers unfettered by facts. See Truminion.
2, Trumpinions: the collected assertions of Donald Trump
Don't believe his assertions, they're just trumpinions.
also,
He believes everything the president says. He doesn't know truth from trumpinions
Trumpinion by Tidytalker October 4, 2019

trumpaloon 

The opposite of a chode, something incorrectly referred to as a "noodle dick" or a "cheed." More simply: a long skinny penis.
My friend sam has an 8 inch dick, but its girth is that of a crayon, Sam has a trumpaloon.
trumpaloon by NAOHLOL December 13, 2010

Trumpanitis Syndrome 

A mental illness syndrome prominent in the subspecies Stupido Eructus, commonly known as Republicans, altering one's ability to comprehend basic civil concepts, often resulting in a blind following of the Stupido Erectus Primus, Donald Trump. Symptoms may be incoherent stupidity, opinion evidence over factual evidence, homophobic, xenophobic and Islamophobic concepts, abhorrence, blatant obliviousness, gluttony, and other symptoms. The only known cures are The Washington Post, CNN, MSNBC, and basically anything other than Fox News.
"I think I might be down with Trumpanitis Syndrome! I mean, who wants Muslim immigrants?" "Dude, you need to go and get some Washington Post. Your mind's been corrupted."