truck driver's shower

the application of just deodorant and cologne when pressed for time

dude I was in such a hurry I only had time for a truck driver's shower before a date.

by billy westler September 23, 2009

Truck Driver Slang

Truck Driver Slang are Words and phrases used by truck drivers Like: Keep it between the ditches & Don't let your meatloaf

Truck Driver Slang are Words and phrases that Truck Driver's use when talking to each other on a CB Radio Like: Hey driver Keep it between the ditches and another Driver answers: Don't let your meatloaf

by NLW88fan October 20, 2015

Truck driver

Person granted the access to operate or drive a truck with a legal license.

Poor truck driver sits in a damn truck all day, this is probably his best option for staying fit.

"It's pretty decent money, I think." - /u/Press3000

by jpcaintic August 6, 2015

Pick Up Truck Driver

Usually not the brightest people in Wisconsin/Minnesota.

When roads are horrible they think since they have 4 wheel drive the interstate turns into the autobahn.

Usually like to talk about things like being a confederate, farming, and drinking beer.

The last time I drove home from work in a blizzard a pick up truck driver flew by me, apparently 35 mph wasn't good enough for him like it was the rest of us, he was going 85...asshole.

by th3 protege January 6, 2009

Truck Driver Fart

An intense fart from the bowels of hell

"Marcy rips truck driver farts all day long"

by Dawn Keedic November 18, 2012

Truck Driver Bill

A man who lives in Abilene, TX. He is known all around Texas, especially in west and north regions of the state. He has been noted as to always be wearing a trucker cap he never takes off in public, always has a toothpick in his mouth, and acknowledges people with a friendly "10-4 good buddy" when he hears his name. A recent poll in the city of Abilene revealed that roughly 90% of people don't know his real name is not Bill. He is also noted as not owning a truck, but rather a broken 21 speed mountain bike.

Glen: "Hey, have you seen Truck Driver Bill today?'
Seth: "Ya. He was biking to the Bingo house in Abilene."

by HSUcowboy09 October 1, 2008

texas truck driver

When a man or woman is jacking off 2 dicks at the same time and their hands are going up and down simultaneously simulating driving a semi-truck.

Me and Benjamin were at a party and Tiffany took us into the back and gave us a texas truck driver.

by Tyrone666 January 20, 2010