trumpette

These are normally obese, tattooed, uneducated baby makers that drive beat up '92 Pontiacs and date hairy backed dotards. They voted for trump because their dotard boyfriends have 'struction jobs and told them to. All of their kids have different last names and their asses are the size of Delaware. Some of them smoke mile long Benson and Hedges and hang out at the local watering hole while their kids tear up their government subsidized housing.

That trumpette really looks like an old whore doesn't she? I'll bet she has a big gizmo.

by Master of The Factory August 8, 2018

trollette

The female counterpart of a male troll.

That trollette actually wore Amy's shirt and complained about how tight it is around the chest.

by Regola2 January 20, 2011

trooperness

troop-er-ness

v.intr.

1.
a. One known for the manner of one's acceptance of rules, especially of a game, or of a difficult situation.
b. Informal: One who accepts rules or difficult situations well.
c. Informal: A pleasant companion

'You drank that beer you put your cigarette out in? THAT is trooperness.'

by 87natty July 14, 2007

super troopered

When you get pulled over by the police and you eat all of your drugs

Hey, I just super troopered all of my drugs. Come get me.

by yeahkenzie March 10, 2020

tonpettenati

To beat off near your friends and proceed to jizz on one of their arms

Tony: Nate, I'm about to blow
Nate: Shit Ton, dont do it
(Ton blows a load on Nate's arm)
Drew: Hahahaha dude you just got a tonpettenati

by Bitsindahouse October 21, 2009

Trollettes

The uncontrollable urge to commit an act of tomfoolery

Im sorry I deleted the quote book guys!
it was my trollettes not me!
-simon

by NotNasty May 7, 2023

trumpette

A tiny trumpet, approximately a tenth of the size of your average orchestral trumpet.

Yo playa I wanna play some brass on holiday, lets take the trumpette.

by Sandles4Jesus October 2, 2007