Telehater

Someone who calls or texts for the sole purpose of complaining about someone or something.

I swear the only time Girlfriend calls me is to bitch about something. Doesn’t that telehater have anything better to do with her day?

by DeekPA March 31, 2011

treegamer0285

The man behind TreeGamerism.

"Treegamer0285 is so hot!"

by Whatisanurbandictionary? June 30, 2022

telebate

To masturbate to cable television programs.

Man, I woke up today with bad morning wood and decided to telebate to The Price Is Right.

by Geoffrey Dahmer March 6, 2008

Relegate

To reserect a fence.

"OMG! WTF? I just knocked down that wall, he must of relegated it"

by David March 8, 2003

teledated

someone who bases there entire state of mind on whats popular on television at the present time.

ted: why the hell is jay wearing all that 70s shit and talking a load of bolocks.

john: because there showing but reruns of that 70s show and the poor bastard cant help but become teledated.

by yay_its_frogcloset May 3, 2007

Tellegate

Delegating a task to a co-worker by telling them to do something, even though you have no real authority to do so.

"I tellegated that job to the intern 2 weeks ago, I'm not sure if it's done."

by Tfitzg June 3, 2016

treleaven

A butt plug

Buy me a treleaven mom

by The Cows Are Coming August 6, 2017