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Treehugger

Different from an environmentalist. An environmentalist is somebody who is rational, practical, and scientific.

Treehuggers think purely with emotion and not with actual critical thinking skills.

Typically without any job or hobby, spends their time protesting without thinking of any actual goals or solutions, and does things that feel good but are actually detrimental.

Example, blocking roads and pestering ordinary people, causing idling vehicles traffic and thus thereby causing even more CO2 buildup and moving people away from the movement.

Example 2: Torching SUVs because they are secretly jealous, which in turn creates toxins and co2 and smoke to release into the air, thereby causing more global warming, committing a major crime against ordinary people, and again moving away the average Joe from the cause that the treehugger wants people to join.

Often seen handing out flyers advertising their protest which wastes paper and ends up on the ground as litter.

Is too pathetic to actually work for practical solutions to combat climate change and instead resorts to slacktivism and eco terrorism because they lack the internal strength and motivation to solve problems.
Friend 1: Dude why is there so much traffic and smog today?

Friend 2: those tree hugging idiots blocked the road and caused the cars to idle, idk some stupid protest or something.

Friend 1: Why can't they get a job?

Friend 2: Probably because they blew thousands of dollars of their parents money on an un employable college major and now resort to activism as a way to cope with the fact that they are ashamed of their lack of real accomplishments in life.

Friend 1: Agreed. Fuck treehuggers.
by Welldavis December 7, 2021
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A: you see that man, he’s a treehugger
B: >:(
by microppman4 September 7, 2022
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A very dumb broad, with nothing better to do then bitch and complain about the GOP while mommy and daddy pay for everthing: usually a girl of lose morals:A girl who doesn't shave.
Any chick who has won a grammy or oscar
by Jamie Fida March 24, 2004
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Wear clothes from thrift stores or in some weird outfit i.e. diaskis, wool skirts. Wears head wraps and frequents open night poetry events. Always says "Peace!" Fake enviornmentalist
Ex. Used in a sentence. Latasha is a treehugger!
by Lizzy L-dell April 14, 2010
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I girl who is known to have sex in parks
i fucked that treehugger she didnt wanna get a room LOL
by ODEYASHAXAAFADA August 22, 2011
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1. Someone who shoots tuna at whalehunters and has sex with phallic-looking branches.

2. Any number of peacelovers, naturalists, vegetarians, people who like Wham!, people who think Greenpeace will save the world, people who are in Greenpeace, people who think that the only solution is diplomatic talk, people that think eating meat is an infringement upon animal rights, people who sincerely believe that the damned cat who poops on my veranda has rights, and that I should not be allowed to shoot the damned thing, people that throw paint on people in fur coats and/or other various nutters.
1. "Mmmm... that is one SEXY tree"
2. "Treehuggers of the world unite! George W. Bush and his evil regime must be squashed!"
by Sham August 17, 2003
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The act of a small women/man jerking off a man by hugging his dick a.k.a. a tree
My gf performed the treehugger last night and it was awesome!
by mr.jeeves October 5, 2011
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