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It’s Tragic

Something you say when you hear a song that is so fucking trash it hurts your damn ears, like basic asf rap songs that just talk about smoking “cabbage” or about “plastic bitches” when the artist literally lives in a quiet suburban city and is part of a fake gang
Me: dude did u hear that fucking song by YRS
Friend: Yes, It’s Tragic bro, it was so bad it sent me to the hospital with an ear infection
by thevillemydude April 3, 2019
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Tragic Bronson

Tragic Bonson is a play on the name and player Earving "Magic" Johnson who is a famous basketball player and one of the greatest Point Guards of the Lakers back when they were a good team. A Tragic Bronson means a basketball player in the NBA is so bad at the game they can barely dribble the ball. It usually happens when a player has a fastbreak chance but is in shock of the current circumstance.
Tragic Bronson Alert! I repeat, Tragic Bronson Alert!
by xrazbry May 1, 2018
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tragic

used to describe a person who lacks any sort of self-awareness or conception of how others perceive them; often characterized as woefully oblivious to their gaping flaws, which prevent them from achieving others’ respect or appreciation. A tragic person (see: trag) typically engages in behaviors that they wrongfully believe to be iconic, while most external parties find these antics cringe-inducing and/or trite. To refer to someone as “tragic” is an all-encompassing derision that asserts a person’s utter lack of redeemable qualities, coalesced by physical unattractiveness, dullness, incompetence, ill temper, social ineptitude, and idiocy.
Person 1: Did you see what he posted?

Person 2: Unfortunately, yes. He is so tragic.
by Invidiosa January 21, 2019
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Tragic Ass Syndrome

A syndrome describing a person’s ass when it is either flattened or exposed in such a manner as to make you wish you had never seen it.
When he leaned over to pick up his dog’s steaming turd, it became painfully apparent that he was suffering from a bad case of Tragic Ass Syndrome.
by Dr Bunnygirl May 17, 2020
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tragic carpet

when someone’s (usually a female’s) carpet is not shaved to the point of full bush or shaven very poorly
When I went down on her, her tragic carpet turned me gay and made me miss the homies.
by CEO of BDE June 8, 2020
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Tragic Jam

When your pathway through a crowded bar or club is blocked by an obscene amount of ugly guys/girls. Or if the whole damn bar is full of uglies and you just can't maneuver for shit.
I couldn't find you at the bar last night. I got stuck in a tragic jam.
by fourtwentyplus May 19, 2008
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Tragically Delicious

ADJ.
Trag-ik-lee Di-lish-iss (rhymes with "Magically Delicious")

1) Used to describe an event that had befallen a foe which is sad, terrible, or tragic. One must enjoy said event.

2) Term used to describe a terribly unfashionable outfit or style that inexplicably works.
"My ex's new girlfriend is a total skank ho. Her ex hit on mine right in front of her. It was tragic... tragically Delicious!"

Fashion Gay #1: OMG, did you see what she was wearing?
Fashion Gay #2: I know! Cowboy boots with traditional Inuit garb? It's tragically Delicious!
by Jeanette M. May 7, 2008
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