Trapezoid 

Even but dull

Someone who will never be cool dispite their stability. Trapezoids can never come up with a good point, they just go on and on.

Prep: "Guys, I stole a pack of gum." "Can I join the gang?"

Thug: "Beat it Trapezoid!"

Trapezoid by Quinnfinity September 24, 2023

Trapezoid 

Whatever the fuck you want it to mean apparently!
Bob: "So it can only have one pair of parallel sides?"
Jim: "Yes!"
Bob: "So you're saying that it can have at least one pair of parallel sides?"
Jim: "Yes!"
Charles: "Wait, so, that means it can't have any parallel sides?"
Jim: "Yes!"

A square and an octagon are both trapezoids because a trapezoid has at least 2 pairs of parallel sides.

Neither a square nor an octagon are trapezoids because trapezoids can only have 1 pair of parallel sides.

Neither a square nor an octagon are trapezoids because trapezoids can not have any parallel sides. (If you're bri'ish)

Trapezoid by User-iw7282boo--691937cq June 13, 2024

Trapezoid 

Commonly known as a shape in two dimensional geometry , also used to describe a VERY GOOD LOOKING face shape on somebody.

People with Trapezoid shaped faces tend to be more attractive.

"That guy kinda has a Trapezoid face shape , don't you think ? "

"Bro , stop calling me square ! , my facial shape is trapezoid ! "

Trapezoid by Tufftrapy May 5, 2025

Trapezoid 

A very charming , overdeveloped and intelligent form of life in the shape of a person with a trapezoid face. They are hotter , smarter and better than you and absolutely superior unfortuanetly.

Don't mess with the trapezoid people !

Can be used for insults like

"Bro , you look like a ugly ahh. Go get some face surgery to go trapezoid you square looking shite"

or compliments
"Josh is such a trapezoid" , "yeah i know , so handsome"

Trapezoid by Tufftrapy May 12, 2025

trapezoid ass 

An ass that's shaped like an upside down trapezoid. Asses become this shape more with grandmas and older folks

That girl has a trapezoid ass, its way out of shape

trapezoid ass by Fireman85 March 26, 2022

Trapezoid Mouth 

A derogatory term for someone with a phitral column much shorter in width than their lower vermillion border, resulting in a pronounced mouth shape that resembles a trapezoid.

If a trapezoid mouth kisses an upside-down trapezoid mouth, they will produce a hexagon.

Trapezoid Mouth by FIRST!!! - Xander October 10, 2025

anal trapezoid 

Not a normal butthole, trapezoid shaped

Hey Caleb, so what’s happened last night with you and your girl?? “She put a finger in my butt and now I have a anal trapezoid.

anal trapezoid by Official if Tony September 21, 2022