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Transportation Narcolepsy

The act of falling asleep on public transportaion, including, but not limited to, subways, buses, trains, taxis, etc.
Krista's transportation narcolepsy during her daily BART ride to work frequently results in her missing her stop, drooling on herself, and people mistaking her for a homeless person.
by scooterams July 29, 2008
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proletariat transportation

in all North American cities and towns ( except Montreal, Toronto, Boston, NYC and San Francisco- suburbs not included), an offensive term for the public transit (bus, metro, tram, etc.) system
The reason the 5 cities mentioned above are excluded from the definition of proletariat transportation is because they have a well developed, in North American standards, public transit system.
by Sexydimma February 21, 2015
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Public Transportation Karma

The equilibrium phenomenon that occurs when someone is constantly either late or early for catching their bus/train/subway/metro. On subsequent journeys, there will eventually be a balancing between earliness/lateness. It all evens out in the end.
Damn, I missed my bus by one minute! Well at least the laws of public transportation karma state that I'll get there in the nick of time on another day in order to make up for this
by Mitchelnext April 1, 2011
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catastrophic sexual transmutation

When for some reason (weather, virus, fungus, shortage of partners)a plant or animal changes its sex. eg: Corn (it is suspected this is how modern corn came to be), frogs
Hey julie, guess what, you know our tank of all female frogs? well one of the girl frogs became a boy frog!

wow sandra, thats an example of catastrophic sexual transmutation!!
by heroditus August 25, 2006
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vehicular transportation module

any object that may be used to transport a person from point A to point B.
I have gotten a job so i may purchase a vehicular transportation module
by LA LA LA LA LA LA LA August 13, 2004
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transportation

Cuban slang for a cheap car.
Get a Ferrari?! I can barely afford this transportation!
by cocomonkilla March 10, 2009
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(US GOVERNMENT) Agency in the Department of Homeland Security (DHS). Mostly a new entity, which is perhaps the single most conspicuous domestic policy failure of the US government since 2000.

The TSA's job is to inspect baggage carried on flights at 450 international airports in the USA. Implementing this mandate simply consisted of "federalizing" thousands of private-sector employees who had been woefully under-qualified. Initially, the DHS had been formed explicitly to break law enforcement unions (which contribute to fighting corruption in law enforcement, as well as protecting law enforcement officers' rights as employees). In the case of the TSA, this had disastrous consequences for the quality of air travel.
The Transportation Security Administration has one mission, namely, to check passengers and luggage at 450 international airports across the USA. It does not inspect freight or border entries; that is done by Customs and Border Protection. For this function, it employs 45,000 screeners under lousy conditions with awful pay. And it spends more doing this one thing than Sweden spends on its entire military.
by Primus Intra Pares June 19, 2010
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