Trackcest

When two members of the same event group (example Middle Distance) on the same track team date or hookup.

Hey, remember when Jake and Kate hooked up on the way back from the meet? Yeah, that was pure trackcest.

by tim109 June 18, 2008

Transcendental Comedic Event

A funny moment that you share with a friend even though that friend is no where in the vicinity, nor a witness to the object of comedy. You just know they would laugh.

Erick experienced a transcendental comedic event when stumbling upon the midget goat rape at the world's fair. Erick's wife just rolled her eyes, but that's ok, because he knew his friend Josh would find it hilarious.

by Cougar Opaque February 24, 2011

Transvestite

Someone who cross-dresses, i.e dressing outside of gender. Sometimes done to look like a convincing member of the opposite sex ("passing"), sometimes not. Sometimes a secret, sometimes not. Nothing to do with sexuality. Not necessarily to do with desiring a sex change either.

I can't believe there is no definition for transvestite on urban dictionary! Now's my chance...

John: Why is Adam wearing a dress and a wig? Does he want to be a woman?

Carla: No, he's just a transvestite. He likes to cross dress.

by Fen_94 December 21, 2012

sweet transvestite

the best song in rocky horror picture show. Frank sings it

"Don't get strung out by the way I look/Don't judge a book by its cover/I'm not much of a man by the light of day/But by night I'm one hell of a lover."

by Gwen Stefani Grrl July 30, 2004

Transvestoon

A male or female video game toon, that is played by the opposite sex. Eg. Male choosing to play a female toon, or a female choosing to play a male toon.
First used and created by artist Jon Luvelli.

"Mike just roled a transvestoon on WOW, he must either like the way it looks from behind or he just likes playing with barbie dolls."

"That freaked me out when I flirted with that girl online and found out it was a damn transvestoon!"

by David Meyers March 1, 2008

transvestitute

Its a noun.
A transvestite who is a prostitute

"Dude, look at that transvestitute on the corner!"

by Diana W. May 2, 2006

The Transcontinental Railroad

First, you have locate a girl from the west coast and a girl from the east coast. Then, you have to find a solid gold dildo. Once you've aquired the solid gold dildo, you give it to the girls, who proceed to use it. This unites the west coast and east coast with a gold spike. Grant would be proud.

"President Grant, we've completed the Transcontinental Railroad."
"Marvelous! When can I ride it?"
"Hmm... I believe that's up to them sir."

by The Decafe Coffey April 1, 2009