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post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD)

The mental trauma caused to an individual by forcing out a fierce fart, only to discover that they just shit themselves. Symptoms usually include continuous fear a fart will result in a set of soiled skivvies, which results in bare-assing your jeans the rest of the day, and throwing your poopy undies in the trash - hoping nobody saw.
Ever since "the incident", I have post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD). Farting will never be the same.
by Chawncey July 24, 2014
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Post-traumatic stress boner

Commonly abbreviated PTSB. An erection or extreme sexual arousal following a psychologically traumatizing event.
After torturing detainees in Guantamo, Jim came home with a raging post-traumatic stress boner for Sally.

Jack: Is it strange that, after seeing my parents naked, I got a raging PTSB?
Sue: Yes it is, Jack. You should see a psychiatrist that specializes in PTSB.
by Sam and Zane October 16, 2012
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Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder

PTSD, A disorder in which a person sees and takes too much dick in their lives, causing major trauma when they see anything or anyone that looks like a penis.
Guy 1: Yo why does she have a fear of the sausages in the deli?
Guy 2: I think she has Penis Traumatic Stress Disorder
by ThatDude11111 May 15, 2016
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post traumatic school syndrome

The sinking feeling you get on the last day of summer vacation.
"Hey man you look tired."

"Ya I couldn't fall asleep last night due to post traumatic school syndrome."
by ~CS October 16, 2008
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post-traumatic sex

Having sex after a life-threatening or risky situation.
by Duke January 22, 2003
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post traumatic poop syndrome

1. The feeling one gets after a particularly painful poop that leaves one fearful of the poops to come.

2. The state of terror that one enters upon completing a fierce poop, knowing a second shall follow shortly after.

3. Flashbacks of a terrifying beer, taco,hot wing or dairy poop that influance what one consumes.
My assholes on fire, that shit gave me post traumatic poop syndrome I never want to crap again.

Every time I think about going to Hooters my post traumatic poop syndrome kicks in and I change my mind
by Vinnie the Drip December 14, 2009
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Having an unhealthy obsession over Leftist Youtuber Vaush as a result of getting owned by him in a debate. Most notoriuos people with PTVD are Sargon of Akkad and Stefan Molyneux.
Friend: Man Sargon of Akkad is obsessed with Vaush.

Me: I know. He has Post Traumatic Vaush Disorder.
by Sasha-Star May 29, 2020
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