Text-traction

When you see someone come in a place and they make you feel awkward and you start texting friends on your phone. Often you text things that don't make sense because you're so flustered. Then you go back in your outbox later to see what you had said and it doesn't make sense and your friend texts back usually "wtf" or "?"

Girl: Dude what was up with that text you sent me?!
Girl 2:What'd it say?
Girl: "You are so cool! why?"
Girl 2': OH that's when my ex walked in and i needed a huge Text-traction!
Girl: Oh girl i got ya

by IMSORADYA January 14, 2009

Traction

The act of withdrawing or taking back a mistake of some kind. As coined by the intelligent and articulate Sal Governale of The Howard Stern Show.

I don't want a traction from Richard. I don't want a traction from Howard. But I never made those false remarks, so I better get a traction from somebody!

by mcote0363 January 28, 2022

upward social and professional trajectory

a toolish explanation for one's transition out of utter social anonymity and unemployment.

i went to my first party and i got an internship! i am on an upward social and professional trajectory!

by qwerty298 July 14, 2011

transectional

Someone who started off on one instrument but changed to another and no longer plays their old instrument and no longer belongs in that section hence transectional. Used commonly among the Sax family and Brass Family

Person 1: Yo you see john over there

Person 2: yeah the flute player? what about him
Person 1: He's transectional

Person 2: No way
Person 1: Yep in 4th grade he played alto sax

by Kimboraffe August 26, 2016

ass'traction

the act of pulling ones head out of their ass.

Monty has been such a jerk lately. He really needs an ass'traction.

by Mistress Kimberly February 13, 2008

Tractions

(noun) (plural)
Very old men

The Cleveland Browns couldn't beat a football team of Tractions!

by JanetZumba January 1, 2017

nipple trajectory

1.) A method of assessing sudden changes in temperature instantaneously by visually (or physically) analyzing the level of hardness(Mohs Scale), angle (preferably in radians), shape, and in odd cases smell, of the nipples.

2.) A sixth sense which detects danger, specifically rape.

n. nipple trajectory
pl. nipple trajector(ies)

1.) My nipple trajectory indicated an oncoming snow storm; I better head inside.

2.) As I walked down the the dark alley, my nipple trajectory activated as the mustached man started to tail me.

by Dr. Jones and Mr. Wuggles March 2, 2010