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Superstar Tradesman

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Made popular through the song "Superstar Tradesman" by the Scottish band The View, a Superstar Tradesman is one of the less than bright or unruly kids who left school at 16 to become an electrician/plumber/mechanic. Now earning more money than people of equal I.Q who left school and work in call centres, he gets drunk and coked out his head every Friday and Saturday night at his local, ALWAYS stands at the bar,talks loudly and wears those brown boots that you can't seem to buy in shops. Liable to kick off at any point.
"That cunt who was in our year just bought me and 6 other guys at the bar a round of shots, must be doing not bad for himself." "Yeah. Thick as shit though. Superstar Tradesman."
by TheViewFan December 21, 2012
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tradesman trombone

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Whilst not overly musical, the instrument has the ability to arouse an otherwise unmotivated worker to their feet.
Tradesman #1 - I don’t reckon keith is going to make it through to smoko, he was hittin the jars something fierce last night.
Tradesman #2 - Get him playing a few tones on the tradesman trombone and he’ll be right as purple rain.
by Sinor skeezioli November 7, 2022
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tradesman

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someone who uses the "tradesman's entrance" ie the back door or arse for sexual gratification.
mary was on her period so i had to become a tradesman to get my end away
by tommy b October 24, 2003
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Rough Tradesman

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A common laborer, typically of a disheveled or frumpish appearance, usually unsettled and rarely living in one place for too long; Often associated with drifters, hobos and other societal outcasts.
"My dad hired some rough tradesman down at home depot to help him install the new gutters on the house."
by Skelter1999 May 28, 2008
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When a woman puts items of food into her pussy and or arse to suprise her partner. Along the lines of opening your lunchbox at work to see what the wife packed you to eat. Bonus points for sweet/ nice foods. Minus points for boring/ everyday foods.
Steve was very happy when Shazza packed him a chocolate eclair into "The Tradesmans Lunch Box.", instead of the normal ham sandwiches
by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011
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shortened from tradesman's entrance.
another name for the back passage, the arse, the batty, the bottom, the anus etc etc.
Man, she fucking loves it up the tradesmans, dirty bitch!

Gaylords are always rutting each other's tradesmans, they make me sick.
by dave January 4, 2004
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tradesman mentality

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When someone has a particular trade (particularly bricklayers) and think they are better then everyone else and have a much harder job than anyone, making everyone else's job seem irrelevant to boost their ego.

Often people that lack intellectual intelligence and couldn’t do any job that involves it.
Office worker: “I’ve had such a hard day today in the office had so much work to do”

Trademan: “No you haven’t I work 100% harder than you, your job is easy, I should be the one thats had a hard day”

Office worker: “You have a very sour case of Tradesman mentality”
by Thom Staticz 2 June 24, 2022
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