A very new, trending action common among teen boys in terms of masturbating. The moist towelette is where one takes a medium size towel and fold it in half long ways. Take a medical practitioner's latex glove and coat the inside of the glove with the lotion of your choice. Take the glove and have the hole hanging out one side of the towel. Roll the towel up around the glove tightly and ensure the hole remains outside outside of the towel. Then use it to masturbate as if it was a pocket pussy. This technique was created by Lance Ward.
Bobby: Hey Lance
Lance: Yo I just got done masturbating and you gotta try this.
Bobby: What???
Lance: The moist towelette......
Lance: Yo I just got done masturbating and you gotta try this.
Bobby: What???
Lance: The moist towelette......
by WordGod99 January 03, 2015
by pseudonymformyrealname October 17, 2017
Something to say after the word cunt when you can't think of anything else to say after the word cunt
by ELrod March 21, 2007
Same as a Penis Wipe. Just a fuckboi slut douche that you wanna slap super hard. Then you take his head and wipe it on your Dick like a towel, like you would rub a pussy. Gay (no homo).
Man, Gavin really is a pussy towelette dawg! I wanna take his face and rub it on my Dick like you would a towel like you would rub a pussy.
by Shlomo Jesus May 11, 2019
A fan of the podcast Moist Definitely. Someone who truly enjoys conversations between three curlies.
"Have you listened to the new episode of Moist Definitely yet? No? What kinda Moist Towelette are you?"
by donncharedbeard December 19, 2018
A convenient way to proposition anal sex with a customer when working at a fast food restaurant or even see someone you like in store. If they use the "Wet Nap" provided then they have cleaned themselves up and are ready for action. Simply walk by their table and drop off a Moist Towelette and walk off while making awkward eye contact to successfully convey your intentions.
#1: Hey did that person just drop off Moist Towelette for no reason?
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
#2: Don't be so coy, wipe yo ass down and meet him in the bathroom shitstall if you want some action.
by Cytosematic January 20, 2018
My brother's girlfriend is being such a moisty towelette. She's too attached
Charlotte didn't drink at all last night, what a moisty towelette.
Charlotte didn't drink at all last night, what a moisty towelette.
by GeologysTopShagger February 13, 2018