the moist towelette

A very new, trending action common among teen boys in terms of masturbating. The moist towelette is where one takes a medium size towel and fold it in half long ways. Take a medical practitioner's latex glove and coat the inside of the glove with the lotion of your choice. Take the glove and have the hole hanging out one side of the towel. Roll the towel up around the glove tightly and ensure the hole remains outside outside of the towel. Then use it to masturbate as if it was a pocket pussy. This technique was created by Lance Ward.

Bobby: Hey Lance

Lance: Yo I just got done masturbating and you gotta try this.

Bobby: What???

Lance: The moist towelette......

by WordGod99 January 2, 2015

Moist Towelette

Synonym for idiot, moron

Your such a fucking moist towelette

by pseudonymformyrealname October 17, 2017

cunt moist towelette

Something to say after the word cunt when you can't think of anything else to say after the word cunt

Ian: You fucking cunt boy
Ryan: Shut up cunt bucket
Ian: Die! cunt moist towelette!

by ELrod March 26, 2007

Manufacture moist towelettes

When it’s so hot outside and you’re sweating so much that you would be able to take a dry piece of toilet paper and wipe your taint area as well as inner thighs and ass crack to produce a product similar to Clorox wipes.

It’s so hot outside that I could manufacture moist towelettes

by Jbed450 May 21, 2021

moisty towelette

Someone who's wet.

My brother's girlfriend is being such a moisty towelette. She's too attached

Charlotte didn't drink at all last night, what a moisty towelette.

by GeologysTopShagger February 13, 2018

Pussy Towelette

Same as a Penis Wipe. Just a fuckboi slut douche that you wanna slap super hard. Then you take his head and wipe it on your Dick like a towel, like you would rub a pussy. Gay (no homo).

Man, Gavin really is a pussy towelette dawg! I wanna take his face and rub it on my Dick like you would a towel like you would rub a pussy.

by Shlomo Jesus May 10, 2019

Moist Towelette

A fan of the podcast Moist Definitely. Someone who truly enjoys conversations between three curlies.

"Have you listened to the new episode of Moist Definitely yet? No? What kinda Moist Towelette are you?"

by donncharedbeard December 19, 2018