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Towanda

A tiny town in Pennsylvania where the streets are tighter than a nuns pussy, almost everything is uphill, everyone is obsessed with wrestling and the most exciting thing is Burger King and Hurley's.
As long as we're in Towanda, we might as well get some burger king.
by PDF27 August 11, 2017
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fucked 3 ways towards the sun

saying that someone is crazy/mad in too many ways to count.
but with no diagnosed illness. they just appear very strange.

saying that there are too many things extremely wrong with someone to even begin to start to describe them. used when referring to mental-wrongs not physical or situational.
you need to watch out for that girl, lydia.
she is fucked 3 ways towards the sun!

(also used in the film "wedding crashers" when vince vaugn is reffering to a bonkers female character who wont leave him alone)
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towanda tootsie pop

Named after a small Northern Pennsylvania town known for incest. A Townada tootsie pop occurs after anal sex with a close relative when a penis is cleaned orally.
by Towanda Tootsie Pop March 8, 2016
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towardex

High Quality Service. Top of the line Hosting, and amazing customer service.
God Damn, Towardex makes my day.
by Jeff May 3, 2003
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Phrase used to inspire someone to get their shit together, and stop acting like such a pussy. Commonly used when laziness or an extreme hangover is preventing one from going out for a night on the town.
Diazz wouldn't get his high ass off the couch to go to the club, so I told him "Pull yourself towards yourself!" After that he popped right up.
by Skone82 March 7, 2009
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Towndie

A certain social group consisting of both boys and girls, who choose to listen to Indie style music but dress more like a townie with a few exceptions eg. jackets, shirts and they normaly sport an Indie haircut
Towndie: Have you heard the new Strokes single?
Indie: Yeah but why do you care?
Towndie: Just cos I dress like this doesn't mean I don't like good music!
Black ghetto goose: I'm down with that mofo!
by Ben and Jack December 28, 2005
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Looking towards Pisgah

A vacant gaping gaze to the west, sometimes punctuated by hanging drool.
The yoda puppet looks like it’s looking towards Pisgah.
by ZachMatics June 24, 2023
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