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Teutonic Plague

An irrational fetish for Germans, German culture, or those of German descent.

Characterized by instant attraction to anyone who looks efficient. If someone meeting that description is not available, one can express Teutonic Plague by half-hearted attempts to learn German, collect Kinder Eggs, or watch long depressing German movies, such as Das Boot.
1. "Oh man, that guy's little glasses, short cut hair and totally expressionless way of efficiently doing things is making me so hot! I must have come down with the Teutonic Plague!"

2. "I have the Teutonic Plague. You had me at Hallo."
by rose kennedy December 21, 2008
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Omar Totonji

Noun.

1) Describes a person, specifically a man, who is handsome, intelligent, lovely.

2) Pertains to a brother from another mother
3) Fig. Connotes warmth, cuteness and inspiration
4) Vulgar. Resembles a donkey (with its roots from "humar")
3rd definition: The breeze of the night triggers my inner Omar Totonji.
by Charbelzof December 27, 2019
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tortonto

Canadian taco made by the old el Paso branch in Toronto. Developed by a Ryerson student, when she experienced a grammar error in her writing.
Hey can you pass me a tortonto
by Tortontoman November 28, 2013
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Touron

The name Eastern Shore locals use for annoying tourist's that clog up their amenity's. They start their invasion in June and usually fade away after Labor Day.
It's almost Labor Day, which means all those touron's will be going away!
by K00lman August 19, 2019
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Alex Touron

Her eyes are are like the Milky Way. Her smile lights up the whole room. Her compliments make your day. When she say she loves you heart jumps out of your chest. She is perfect no matter what anybody say and even if they do say she is not perfect she is perfect to me. I love you Alex.
by I love Alex June 29, 2014
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Funeral Touting

Also known as Canvassing is the unscrupulous practice of haggling with bereaved persons on the price of funerals outside of hospitals, the house of mourning, sites of accidents and deathbeds in hospitals.
That man standing over there approached me at my mother's deathbed to discuss the price of her funeral. I think he is funeral touting!
by OnlyRealness July 14, 2017
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Toton

The word originates from Poland and in the home country its meaning is "swift", or the northern territory of Poland "warrior".
The rabbit was so Toton that it escaped from my arrows.

That leader there was a great Toton back in the old days.
by JEricT August 13, 2010
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