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Tunger's Paradox

Whether the day preceding an async day that is not a thursday is considered a fake friday or not
neither tuesday nor wednesday are thursday or friday
but wednesday will be async
and tuesday will be last day she will talk to us
does this mean that tuesday is fake friday?
Damn, this is a real Tunger's Paradox
by ccans December 21, 2020
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Tungered

When the euro reading (probably) about Poland losing its land (again) is too boring so you procrastinate.
Person 1: he created a verb based on my name for procrastination
Person 2: what word?
Person 1: "Tungered"
by ccans March 10, 2021
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tounge tornado

To perform a tongue tornado all you have to do is find her clitoris(which is just at the top of the slit) and at first slowly and progressively faster make circles with your tongue around it. Dont press too hard, it doesn't take much stimulation
"Greg Gave me one and he put hot sauce on the end of his tounge oh god"
by Tori February 21, 2004
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tounge technology

bts member sugar uses this to describe his technique at his band members small members
haha kim u liked my tounge technology?
by bruhuuhuhhhh September 6, 2019
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Tounge

Who is Tounge? He is supposed to be Swedish, some say he owns a network of hundreds of Cyber Criminals, nobody every saw or worked for him. Nobody believed he was real. Some even say he's an urban legend.

Tounge, a/k/a Scarf, was an individual who started appearing around massive networks such as AnonOps & Other IRC Networks, Scarf gained traction and attention in various cyber crime communities when he was seen placing calls to numerous government installations in an attempt to "troll them" on the Skype platform, where he went under the handle Scarf, Admin, and Tongue / Tounge.

It was noted that in late 2019, It was suspected that Scarf may had been arrested on charges of breaching a United States Coast Guard Employee Portal, this was never confirmed and no articles ever surfaced.

To this day, it is unsure if Scarf is still around, Some suspect he conducts business-like activities on the Telegram Platform now. The only way to identify the Real Tounge is by his phrase word "yahurd" and "boss up"
Scarf is supposed to have many names, Some people speculate he also went by the monikers Tongue, ZZ6, and Lilith.

The last sighting of Scarf was in 2020, When he supposedly surfaced back on the internet on an IRC network called AfterNet.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist. And like that, poof. He's gone.
<unknown> Where's everyone at?
<tounge> They bossed tf up yahurd
<unknown> Wtf are you talking about
by Big GDK Capone July 8, 2023
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frog tounge

When a freshly shaved ball sac sticks to the side of ones leg during a hot sweaty day.
"Hey ho, I got the worst frog tounge going today because you insisted I shave my sac."

"I shaved my nuts lastnight and I've been frog tounging all day!"
by putz_23 January 11, 2009
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slipping the tounge

or slipped the tounge,
when people are kissing without tounges then one of them slides their tounge into the other's mouth
Jane got pissed when Tom suddenly kissed her and tried slipping the tounge.
by Dawn June 15, 2002
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