Touchebag

A very simple equation.

A Tool + A Douchebag= Touchebag

Let's get outta here. Here comes (insert name here). He's such a Touchebag.

by jshadows May 13, 2010

touchebag

A person who overly uses the French expression "touché" in conversation or consistently uses it incorrectly.

Matt: You know, this is a pretty good pizza.
Hayden: Touché!
Matt: You're such a touchebag...

by Pseudonynomous Name May 15, 2011

Touchebag

A portmanteau of douchebag and touchè; an unsavory and self-gratifying person who is prone to one-up another frequently correct others’ errors and missteps with condescending arrogance.

“I know I gave the wrong answer but Mr. Shaffer didn’t have to be so rude correcting me in front of the entire class. He’s such a touchebag.”

by coltermfraines October 4, 2019