A very simple equation.

A Tool + A Douchebag= Touchebag
Let's get outta here. Here comes (insert name here). He's such a Touchebag.
by jshadows May 13, 2010
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A portmanteau of douchebag and touchè; an unsavory and self-gratifying person who is prone to one-up another frequently correct others’ errors and missteps with condescending arrogance.
“I know I gave the wrong answer but Mr. Shaffer didn’t have to be so rude correcting me in front of the entire class. He’s such a touchebag.”
by coltermfraines October 4, 2019
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A person who overly uses the French expression "touché" in conversation or consistently uses it incorrectly.
Matt: You know, this is a pretty good pizza.
Hayden: Touché!
Matt: You're such a touchebag...
by Pseudonynomous Name April 25, 2011
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