touche

A person who is both a tool and a douche.

I couldn't decide whether Drew is a tool or a douche, so I just consider him a touche.

by 57 Varieties May 1, 2011

touche

Used in Tom n Jerry once when they were fencing

Touche a la pussy cat

by JRiggs August 28, 2005

touche

\toosh\
noun
: a penile flatulence; a dick fart
: an emission or expulsion of air from the penis; similar to that from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated
: the male equivalent of a queef

verb
: to release air from the penis, voluntarily or involuntarily

While strolling through the locker room, we came across an old, nude european who was conversing about his touche.

Unknowingly to me, I frequently touche in bed during REM sleep.

by Toucher February 25, 2012

touche

A derogatory term for someone who is both a tool and a douche.

Did you see Randy playing his acoustic guitar with roses on it? God, what a touche.

by graawwwwwrrrrr November 23, 2010

touche

to win a battle, or agree with someone, someone would say this from the time knights were around the round tables

knight 1: I challenge you to a duel!!!
knight 2: TOUCHE!!!!

by Rhiannon mother fucking turney January 14, 2008

touche

Someone who combines the aspects of a tool and a douche.

Steve Lachance is a complete touche

by Wookie Dick September 17, 2005

the touch

Something you can have. It can help you defeat decepticons, or seduce women. Nothing is impossible if you have the touch, including unlocking the autobot matrix of leadership.

Ways to tell if you have the touch:

You never get hit when your back's to the wall.
When all hell's breaking loose you are riding the eye of the storm.
You get put to the test but it is never enough.
You're at your best when when the going gets rough.

Often, people with the touch also have the power.

Yao Ming has got the touch tonight!

by TheWizardof207 March 7, 2004