Touchebag

A very simple equation.

A Tool + A Douchebag= Touchebag

Let's get outta here. Here comes (insert name here). He's such a Touchebag.

by jshadows May 13, 2010

touchebag

what an a-hole is after making a witty point

that jerk david just burned me in front of the whole class...what a touchebag!

by sjr robson February 1, 2009

touchebag

A fantasy football owner who makes a horrible trade.

Killroy is a touchebag he traded Ryan Grant for a crappy WR and a crappy RB

by Kil Roy February 21, 2008

touchebag

a jerk with snarky responses

Hey bish, try not to be a touchebag every time I tell you something.

by OscarTheGrouch42 June 14, 2011

touchebag

A person who overly uses the French expression "touché" in conversation or consistently uses it incorrectly.

Matt: You know, this is a pretty good pizza.
Hayden: Touché!
Matt: You're such a touchebag...

by Pseudonynomous Name May 15, 2011

Touchebag

A portmanteau of douchebag and touchè; an unsavory and self-gratifying person who is prone to one-up another frequently correct others’ errors and missteps with condescending arrogance.

“I know I gave the wrong answer but Mr. Shaffer didn’t have to be so rude correcting me in front of the entire class. He’s such a touchebag.”

by coltermfraines October 4, 2019

Touchbase

A vague description given in a Teams invite to catch subordinates off guard before you give them the axe

Seif just sent me a Teams invite with Touchbase in the subject line, so it’s been nice working you boys!

by Dave The Meme King July 8, 2023